Can we talk about how Siriano is slaying it when it comes to curvy diva dresses?! I need one in my life.

They’re all grown in the same petri dish at Fox Labs.

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

A Latino veteran, just ask the whiny Trumpster why he/she doesn’t support our troops.

He’s a terrible planner! Sad!

It’s too soon for Thoughts & Prayers™, we’re still at step one which is Blame Radical Islamic Terrorism™ (but only if the guy isn’t white).

If we all just offer up enough Thoughts and Prayers (tm), we’ll never have another mass shooting again.

Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.

You mean an iTable?

There’s no coffee on it. It’s obviously an apple table.

The table has more political experience than the president elect so of course it will be DRAINED with the rest of the swamp.

You accidentally added an unnecessary “for news” at the end of that otherwise correct post - probably too late to edit that out at this point.

Maybe we just need to stop using twitter for news.

Guys Lindsay always pushes people, that’s what she does, she’s a pusher.

Still better than some dumb asshole using their teeth.

Now this is a burn.

I wouldn’t want the sun to go down on me either. Having my genitalia incinerated by superheated plasma really doesn’t sound very pleasant.

I feel like you didn’t read the article at all.

Tweeting is a bad idea.

we are now boarding the passengers seated in the no class section of our fight.