Fuck off.

He actually lost the popular vote. He only won by the electoral college, which is in place because some states in this country used to own slaves, which inflated their population numbers even though those enslaved people couldn’t vote. There are no more slaves, but the electoral college remains, giving states with…

Low hanging fruit:

Just because Exaggerator won the Preakness doesn’t mean he should be put in charge of the stable.

Right
Are they mannequins, or mannecan’ts?? 


Dude moving his eyes killed me.

An extra star for “eating peanut butter out of a hooker’s asshole.” Thank you.

Electoral College = the original gerrymandering.

We didn’t.

Yesterday my mom held my hands and earnestly said “You will live to see a woman President, honey, I know you will.”

She’s been forged by fire.

And for the male readers out there… if you really know you don’t want children, now is an excellent time to consider a vasectomy.

Mike Pence has a pretty good birth control plan, which is looking like Mike Pence. Do you really need an IUD near term after seeing that header?

Truly a steal!

It is at least a better spin-off name than Fear the Walking Dead.

 some argue that her laser focus on winning the election has been more of a detriment than anything else.

I think she edited it aftra your post

Listening to that Access Hollywood video about Donald Trump has made me clench so tight I am confident my uterus isn’t going anywhere.

Failing up is a Bush talent. They’re damn-near savant about it.

“Trump has since responded by blaming Bill Clinton.”

The best/worst/most predictable part of this is that she wasn’t even in a sex tape — she just posed topless for Playboy.