Now that he’s been born, he better attach some boot straps to that oxygen tank or he’s just a no good dirty moocher sucking down that sweet Medicaid money from the real Murrican taxpayers.

Considering how that crowd rolls, kid's gonna have to make due with prayers.

But she’s not wearing a Draper James by Reese Witherspoon dress that doesn’t really look good on anyone. :)

Hmm, my apologies for the ageism. IN GENERAL a lot of baby boomer parents seem to share a tendency to think making kids kiss older relatives is the correct thing to do- that to do otherwise is rude. This is something I’ve run into many, many times with the parents of people in my generation. OF COURSE it is in no way…

As someone with three older brothers, I can confirm that childhood is essentially an amateur WWE production.

I regret that Nicole Kidman lost that amazing red hair throughout their marriage

no one asked your opinion.

I’m sorry about your nursing experience and glad that you found something that worked for you.

Similar story over here! I’m into month 4 (out of 6) of exclusively pumping. My goal is to make it two more and then see how my sanity is holding up. The rhetoric of formula = lazy parenting is bullshit!

Okay then. How about we start with THIS open list: Everyone. No favoritism; no discrimination. America, whining spoiled toddler that it is, can’t play responsibly with its 300 million plus dangerous toys. So all the toys go Bye-Bye while we all get an extended time out in the Naughty Corner to reflect on our bad…

I think of it like a surprise marathon.

PUMPING IS THE FUCKING WORST. I pumped for maybe 6 months and it was such a source of stress and worry in my life.

Has Chris Klein or Josh Hartnett seen her lately?

Roses are red

Sorry, gang, my fault. I sarcastically asked if Coldplay could get any worse on this album and the universe obviously took it as a challenge. Oops.

I really wish we could leave complaining about spoilers out of the comments.

I can honestly say, if my mom had felt the need to abort me, I would understand and be OK with it. I know anti-choice activists like to snakily ask that “Well what if your mom had an abortion?” and my thought it, if she’d needed to, and did, fine, because I love her and would have wanted her to do what was best for…

You’re a monster, basically.

This is tragic of course but I really hate the whole “You’re leaving your baby with STRANGERS!!!” Um... no my husband and I actually visited the daycare, met the caregivers and did our research on whether or not the facility was licensed/the policies they follow. My daughter is now 2. She loves her caregivers. They…

Welp. Looks like I have to go fight all of Instagram. BRB.