I don’t care if this is a “blog”, I don’t care that ppl mostly make fart jokes in the comments. I am simply amazed at how singular and informative her reporting always is (on topics where most sports writers are burying their heads in the sand), and it’s why I come here.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

Basically fuck the NFL

This is beyond horrifying.

I’m sorry I don’t gif, and I’m not graphic designer. This is just done with love and a limited amount of time.

Thank you for reminding me about The Secret World of Alex Mack! That show was my jam.

Yeah, the old “I’m not eating pussy anymore because I’m way too good at it” canard.

I hope she just literally peed on him because he’s the worst.

I would comment on the nature of his article itself, but I knew he was a world class bullshitter when he humble-bragged that on his very first trip to the snackateria, he managed to make his partner squirt.

At first I was going to let it go

I love the “attack the messenger trying to avoid the message” bit.

“Here is the message: It is factually true that women have been hit very hard by progressive policies.”

“I do hope he reconsiders leaving, because someone once told me divorce causes autism.”

You really missed an opportunity there to say “YOU BLOW, JOBS.”

Well enough alcohol would keep anything moist.

This is the correct answer.

Don’t have sex on a plane!

It is a crime that Shemar Moore is not included on this list, so I’m gifting him to the commentariat here. By far, the best combination of perfect head shape and man eyebrows on the planet. I rest my case, and I don’t even care that the picture is so huge.

Her tweet, her body, her call, imo. If he said it, I’d feel differently.