First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

I am a true Christian because I took a meeting with the Pope.”

I think I know the identity of the second woman...

Ulta needs to figure out then if they are a competitor to Sephora or to Walgreens. They can’t expect consumers to think they are on par with a luxury retailer when they sell Rimmel.

Ulta is like a really nice CVS minus the diapers and pharmacy and snacks. They should look into the snacks thing. Then I might go inside one.

Yes, because no one but white men rape, right? There have been no other examples of college men raping.

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

Okay, first, I am astonished that Survivor is still a band.

Traditionalist!? Pish! Is that not a white blouse you’re wearing, in a segment to be televised WELL AFTER LABOR DAY!?

Bullshit, tacos are feminist. Burritos are clearly a phallic symbol. Why are you in bed with the patriarchy?

Judge Brown, shade right? White and square to the third power.

Can you imagine the nuclear-level shitfit some conservatives would have if a liberal clerk refused to issue someone a gun licence because they didn’t like firearms? They’d be furious, and you know, rightly so. People have a right to expect public officials to follow the law, even if they don’t agree with it. If you…

He reached no. 1 in the world for a short while and won 32 titles.

A man who gets to the finals of Grand Slam tournaments is not a mediocre tennis player. And if he is, I would give my left buttock and both my elbows to be half as mediocre. A quarter as mediocre. And eighth. A microinfinitesimal.

I can put a lot more grand slams under your belt, Andy.

But it didn’t shoot the .SVG

I’m a wedding vendor (a florist) and the answer is actually, kind of, #6. Every bride (yes, even the lentil brides) has a vision for her wedding, and we have no idea what that is until we talk to you. Like your example of 8 succulent boutonnieres— off the top of my head, I’d quote you $45/each. But if I told you that…

Nah.

Why invite 300 people. Why.