of course fetal body parts are harvested and sold at planned parenthood

like, I wouldn’t sneeze at $8500 if someone were to offer it to me no strings attached

I think it really says something about how much selfie sticks are disliked that nobody has even brought up “Erynn”.

The selfie stick was only acting in it’s own best interest.

Lemme get this straight: they are merely (maybe) attacking the name and the potato casserole is in NO DANGER, correct? Ok. Carry on then. I have no horse in this race.

No way either of these skinny broads eat beef.

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

How much do you wanna bet the nanny charges it to 100 and then just plays angry birds on it for a minute

to thin out my facebook friends, i will look at the birthdays each day and i ask myself “would this person be upset if i didn’t wish them a happy birthday? no? UNFRIEND”

maybe because Hinsdale

Her facial structure is actually very, very similar to Bill’s mom’s. I’m looking at the heavy lids, the shape of the nose and the cheekbones to chin. Her lower lip is a little bit like Hubble’s, but could also be a Hilary trait. Either way, Bill raised her. Bill’s her dad. That’s all that truly matters.

Yea, The Atlantic had a decent piece about this recently: The Decline of the American Actor.

Preach. - A father of three adopted children

I mean, on a serious note, Michael Douglas is totally right about the training aspect of things. There are almost no British actors who are successfully working now who did not go to training school for acting. And as a result, I would agree that a lot of them have more range and more tools to draw on.

I hate all these celebrity paternity stories (this one, the constant rumors about Khloe Kardashian, etc.). Regardless of the DNA test, Bill Clinton is her father. That’s how parenthood works. Biological origins are useful for medical histories, and that’s about it; they are certainly of no use to the public. All of…

Yeah, but did your mom’s diaphragm look like a little purple whale, or a tiny bathtub?

Yeah, but you can actually afford to go on family vacation if you only have one kid.

The response I have formulated after 9+ years of being asked when we are going to “give” our daughter a sibling: “After three miscarriages it became apparent that my uterus is for decorative purposes only. But thanks for reminding me about the most painful and heart-wrenching experience I’ve ever had while also…

My observation as a sworn parent of an only child who’s been forced to endure twin nephews and various iterations of kid’s playdates?