I would never call ice balls a good deal. Ouch!

I would never call ice balls a good deal. Ouch!

Lena Dunham, the perfect candidate to make gay marriage about herself.

It’s been a horrible week for the Right. Conservatives lost the confederate flag, The Affordable Care Act argument, and now this..

I need shade 101 because Katherine Heigl doesn't sound like shade even with the context. Maybe I need to hear her say it.

That man throws more shade with a smile and a laugh than the whole fucking redwood forest.

illeagls sounds like an avian themed hip hop group

Like Gremlins at a water park.

Fuck them both.

“I do not want any lectures”

Possibly a move or renovation. They are a confusing couple. At times they seem miserable and other times it seems like a happy family. Celebrities, they are just like us.

You had me at “wanna come”.

If Jennifer Garner is dumping her husband, would they need moving vans? Because he seems like the type to take a bag and go.

People have no sense of history. How dare they dishonor the Bennifer engagement ring?

I’m not sure why I’m so invested in Jennifer and Ben’s marriage but I am and won’t believe anything until I hear their joint statement asking for privacy at this difficult time through their publicist.

Me and Irena Mirena just had our 1 year anniversary in March. We’re very happy and looking forward to 4 more childless years.

i don’t think you understand the meaning of the word fair

With great power comes great responsibility. Nice to see Taylor is using hers for the forces of good...she continues to impress me.

‘ Please don’t ask us to provide you with our music for no compensation.’

The best thing I’ve learned from being a mom is that I need to put some space between me and the rest of the world and own my own choices.