I’m now 100% sure they speak one of those creepy twin-languages to each other.

Well, I’m disappointed although, admittedly, putting 50 bucks on “Lebron” was always a long shot.

Chipotle is an overrated diarrhea bar anyways, I can't make it out of one without shitting my brains out.

I wonder how you define “narrow standards of attractiveness.”

Maybe you weren’t a preteen when he was a handsome young prince, as I was. But I did get a chuckle at the suggestion that my standards are narrow because a blue-eyed, blond white man no longer fits them, so thanks for that.

Shallow, but: my inner child is crushed by how unattractive Prince William has become.

Tracked down his wife and told her everything.

Tried to stay friends.

I got 71. I’m 25. Thanks, Obama.

Just like male humans!

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel want another baby already because their current baby wasn’t the right shape for the void.

Ryan Gosling is cheating on Eva Mendes with Sandra Bullock.

If Kris Jenner told me that the sky is blue, I’d still look up to check.

I just made a meme of that exact thing...

There is a lady like half way through the video that is just. so. not. amused. I have no idea who she is but I laugh and laugh when I see her.

I didn’t expect him to be THRILLED but his reaction was way over the top, right?!

I’m just gonna repeat myself. I CANNOT believe the hypocrisy it takes to write this in A DIRT BAG. Ffs.

If they had said nothing, the media would speculate they disapproved of Bruce. Get your head out of your ass.

I think it will be very shocking, the way it happens. It’s really going to be powerful.