This is why I can never fully commit to a Shonda show. I want to be entertained, not traumatized. They showed the boy shot in the head. Shot. In. The. Head. After Grey’s and Scandal tonight, I feel like I need therapy. Damn.

I really hope Olivia is the one to kill her father. He is working my last nerve. Who kills children?

I cannot tell you how irrationally excited I am to learn THAT JAKE IS NOT DEAD YET.

Anyone else IMMEDIATELY think of Gattaca?

why not just start making attractive clothes again, gap?

John Stamos could eat my vagina yogurt anytime.

all babies look the saaaaaaaaaame

Karl Lagerfeld. He’s probably fed by a golden emu that regurgitates food into Karl’s mouth.

It should be called a Breastie.

Letter From Jesus: tl;dr.

Well this just opens up a whole new world of obituary possibilities.

Thanks, but I’m just about done taking political advice from dead white guys.

This isn’t about wearing short skirts or something, this is doctors giving medical advice about women allowing their bodies to recover.

More proof that people have completely lost the ability to prioritize. Don’t want to stand in line to vote, but if it’s Lilly Pulitzer it’s all oh meh gawd I can’t even where’s my frapelattechino grande skinny from Starbuck.

If your baby hates being read to, you’re doing it wrong.

You can’t blame him. As a conservative Republican he assumed that, with her being a woman, she was just making up that whole “job” thing.

I couldn’t agree more. My hubby and I actually find sleeping on it can really help. Staying up all night exhaustively hashing it out makes for delirious crying and breakdowns.

You guys probably won’t believe this but there was a time this guy was taken kind of halfway seriously as a journalist.