You stay with your pet when he or she is being euthanized. I don't care that it is "too hard" for you. You suck it up, hold your pet, give kisses, and stay until the very end. Then you go to the beach and scream for as long as it takes. You do not leave your pet behind to be euthanized alone. Period. (Also, this vet…

He's been eating shit cupcakes all day and he's feeling grumpy. He can't troll any harder because he's not very good at it.

I had no idea that all Catholics were vegan!

That's not totally fair. Some are also anti-women.

C'mon dude, Tara Lipinski spends a lot of time and energy on her appearance.

You know what's worse. When you snag the headphones while on a treadmill and have to stop the machine to recover them.

Forget sweaters, how about when the belt loops on your jeans get caught?! You sort of fall down but can't get all the way to the floor because your goddamn belt loops are holding you hostage. This may or may not have happened to me several times this week.

Two words: ASSLESS CHAPS.

Yeah it's just James Franco, nothing super important like if it were Cumberbatch.

LOVELOVELOVE! There aren't enough stars in the world for this!

That was hunt down my burner password just so I could star it good. :)

i feel horrible for sjp. I've had to delete so many weirdshits (women! You think they wouldn't judge!) from Facebook because of the weird-ass rants they go on about how women who have surrogates or women who get c sections are selfish, evil, materialistic whores.

Don't be silly, I didn't think anything of it. Like I said, I can't argue this was a total accident since I wasn't on the pill, but it was definitely still a shock due to my PCOS. Bodies ARE weird.

Right? What a bullet to dodge!

Well if she *did* terminate the pregnancy I'm sure she's feeling 100% validated on that call, today! Wtf.

So evidently Mayweather is only willing to fight women? Maybe if Manny Pacquiao put on a dress Mayweather would stop coming up with excuses not to get his ass beat by him.

ohhhhhhh, now we got you! You will get your honorary man hating tee shirt in the mail along with your new vagina in six eight weeks. Congrats!

You get to be in the company of women without having to pay for it. Pipe down.

In 2004, he ran into legal trouble again, when he allegedly punched two women in a Los Vegas nightclub, completely unprovoked.

Fight the good fight!