At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

"I thought it might be a little broad." Um, Jon? The term is "woman". Sexist.

If only we had some leads! GAH!

26. Do not consume conversations

17 actually reasonable points about navigating a conversation with the disabled so that no one feels alienated.

Does Hallmark make a card that says "Have fun watching your child die of whooping cough!" ? If so, do they sell it outside of California and Oregon yet?

"RE #2" ...heh.

RE #2 — I know an Elimination Communication (will never get old) mom, and I think it's hilarious that she believes her nanny is actually letting her kids crawl around bare-assed peeing all over the floors all day while she's at work. That lady is bringing diapers from home and doing a 5:15 garbage chute run or my…

Always have the upper hand, you don't need to know his name to hop on his tic tac.

This was a rollercoaster of emotions for me. The rush of elation that more women are doing the DIY house projects, swiftly followed by the crushing depression of a list that includes changing lightbulbs and hanging pictures as major achievements in home improvement projects.

*sigh*

I don't believe you. Carry on.

"Baby on Board?" More like "Baby on Bored."

It was later reported that the airline charged the teen with excessive emotional baggage fees.

Boobs-no-shirt is going to be my new screen name when I get banned again.

If "protective fathers" devoted the same energy toward their daughters' future employers, then I'd be impressed.

WHAT.THE.FUCK. Seriously???? I'm just going to take my keyboard and bash my fucking face in.

So... I can't decide if Guillermo Diaz is giving a bad acting performance or if I justdisagree with all of his acting choices. I mean, he doesn't give wooden line readings like Madonna. He clearly is conveying the emotions the writers have given him to play. And I have enjoyed Diaz in other things. But when I watch…

Well, have you considered going to a place that uses chicken eggs?