*The large belly is just annoying, the same way as when it is used for anti-choice signage*

Thank you for posting a more common sense description of what it's like to be a mom. I don't have kids, and videos like this that make being a mom sound like some kind of god awful slave labor just stress me about and make me secretly worry that I will one day be one of those mothers that goes crazy and murders all…

Fun fact no one wanted: I had a sex dream about him.

Do you genuinely find her to be good looking there? She looks like the typical 2 packs a day smoker who lives in a trailer park.

And you guys didn't have to pay $10k for these, what a bargain! (I kid, I kid. Mostly.)

This is the best Donatella has looked in years!

Dance class AND donuts? You are winning at parenting.

Yep. I get to take my 5 year old to his dance class every Tuesday morning and we have a standing donut and coffee date after. How is this hard? It's fun as hell, and we might be rushed, but it's fun!!

Totally agree. I am a stay-at-home mom of two little ones, and I totally love it. Not just because it's pretty fun being with my kids, which it is. But because, for me, this is a wonderful gig. I set my own schedule (somewhat—the kids can be little dictators, but I'm the mom and I usually get the final say), we go…

Yeeeah. I saw this come across my FB feed a few times and was like

Job description for 13 year old daughters: "Preferred: Advanced degree in not being able to even."

Thanks! I mean, I am a mom and it is hard. But even when I had a 2 month old screaming in the middle of the night, I would get to sleep. I sit down. I eat. Sometimes I eat far more quickly than I'd like and sometimes I eat while screaming "Can you guys go away so I eat a damn sandwich, Jesus!" but none of that…

As a girlfriend, I sometimes think of myself as prostitute, but only really as often as French Maid and specifically as part of role play.

Somebody I really like and admire posted it, and I was like . . . noooooooooooooo.

It's also just false in so many ways:

Upworthy can suck a bag of dicks. That is all I have to say about that.

speak for yourself, hilary! this is the OITNB questionable romance that keeps me hangin' on...

A cunt-n-paste mix-up.