Can you come teach me how to be a mom? I'm getting nervous about my baby becoming a toddler becoming a little kid. Not scared of HER, just scared of messing her up. You seem to have it pretty much on lock!

In fairness, I do have a favorite mug. But I have instilled in my husband what that mug is, so when he very kindly brews me coffee in the morning, he gives me that mug. Thankfully I'm not a toddler so I don't change my mind every day ;) (which is not to say toddlers should get their way every time they change their…

I was at first having guilt, because my child "wouldn't" nurse. At just four days old I thought "ugh I'm giving her all the power already, I am going to be a horrible parent!" So I tried and tried and tried. For 8 weeks. She still wouldn't nurse. I gave in and pumped, convinced I was going to be the worst, most…

My husband and I are trying REALLY hard not to raise a monster. It is a very confusing world, with lots of opinions, so if we start to go astray, can we send her to you for a week? Pretty please?

totes. If I ever decide to go for #2 I'll be sure to get a collection of blankets and also only be pregnant when it's cold ;)

in the same day, I received the following comments when I was about 7 months:

from the FIRST time jez/gawker covered this that's also the way I understood it. I mean I loathe the kardashian klan but she got so much heat during her pregnancy I don't blame her for saying this at all. I personally got so much annoying public commentary I wish I had stayed inside through my pregnancy as well.

MONSTER!! <3

Reading these comments, I learned one very important lesson:

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It.was.so.so.SO.good!!!!!!!!!!! OMG best $200 I EVER spent. My two friends and I went and drank so many beers that we could not legally drink when I saw them when I was 13 or so, and OMG I had so many emotions about all of it. The more beers, the more emotion. We were all a mess of drunken happiness and memories when…

I sometimes wonder if she thought she was being a good person for others...Magnanimus? Like, I can totally imagine she sat at breakfast with her mom and said "Mom, I think I will un-nominate myself for an Emmy so someone else can win. Won't that look so generous to my colleagues?" And her mom was like "GREAT idea!…

The ass holes are the ones who have kids even though they know it's not the best route for them, and then are shit parents and horrible partners to their spouse (assuming they have one)

I can't read through all 200+ replies on this thread, but just in case anyone jumped on you for using the word "selfish" I want to tell you that I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to live like that :) I have a 10 month old, and I am completely and totally obsessed and in love with her (in a totally…

Troll or sarcasm, I can't tell.

Def drank coffee when I was pregnant. Definitely gave birth to the chillest baby ever.

I LOVE MIRENA! That is all <3

It's always shocking to me when I tell a girlfriend that I have an IUD after having my baby last summer. Like I am doing something wrong or horrible or offensive. I cannot understand their reactions, and they're always like "it's so permanent!" SO then I have to educate them, and their eyes get big and I see them…

Anecdotal experience here: my insertion hurt quite a bit, and took 45 minutes. BUT! BUT! I have a tilted cervix and a BACKWARDS uterus (seriously, wtf, I didn't even know that was a possibility) so it shouldn't hurt for most people. I took two leftover c-section vicodins before my appointment (my doctor told me to…

oh man I'm so far behind the Kartrashian rumor mill (that post is 2 years old!) but dang that girl is a dead ringer for that guy!