hahaha ZING! Who is her alleged father this week? OJ? When the baby is like a year old and starts running all over the place they can bring back "the juice is loose!"

That's about the only thing I'd ever say she did wrong with her body, so you flippin' nailed it!

to me it looks like "oh FUCK we ran out of fabric. here, wrap it around the bust form in an asymmetrical-ish form and call it the newest thing!" But what do I know? All my seamstress knowledge comes from project runway.

you're correct. and technically she wouldn't fertilize anything together. If this is at all true, he fertilized her egg with his sperm, and the fertilized egg will a zygote that will turn into an embryo, and if all goes according to their theoretical plan of WANTING a child in the first place, the embryo will become a…

commenting to tell you that you cracked me up, you can be my pregnancy expert for all of eternity, and if you get 8432789432 comments telling you how wrong you are, you will find this in that sea of replies. godspeed with the next few hours, it may get a little crazy! (or maybe not since you ETA, but you know, just in…

It's funny you say that, because I wanted a Betty line and felt like everything I tried on needed to come with a Joan mask!

only because I am bragging will I point out that those glasses were pre-pope. I am bragging because I bought them before "she" did ;)

this is such a good point. Very few positions have someone come in during ML and completely take over. And this notion that ML is a paid vacay? HA.

WTF is right?! So gross, so so so gross. I can't even wrap my mind around how it even begins, but my doctor SWEARS that between her and the other partners in her practice they remove about 50 of them a year, so she has led me to believe it is fairly common. Commonly disgusting if you ask me!

ahh! That's some wise thinking outside of the box (pun not intended but I'm enjoying it) thanks for sharing! Religious/conservative upbringing can really confuse things, especially for a girl.

mine hurt but it was over as quickly as it started. I can't even imagine having to have had surgery at that age. I'm 30 and when someone asked (pried) about my recent surgery I could feel myself blushing. About a flippin' ovary. I've given birth but ovaries give me the squirms. Such an adult ;)

OMG the E.T. part of this story has me laughing so hard there are tears streaming down my face.

Curious, why did you hope to be a hermaphrodite? I hoped for many unique things as an adolescent, so just wondering what made you hope for that.

ovarian cysts are HORRIBLE. I had one rupture when I was in 8th grade and it hurt SO badly and woke me up in the middle of the night. I laid in bed, convinced I was giving birth (if memory serves, it did actually hurt as badly as early labor contractions!) and could not figure how that was possible as I was a virgin,…

I have a story similar to this. I was in seventh grade and my mother literally taught me nothing about what to expect. I knew of a concept of periods but thought that happened to women (like grown women-the "become a woman" was never part of my lingo). I had educated myself on discharge but when my discharge turned…

I don't get it and I hate feeling like I'm missing out! Is it because her name has bear in it and blood attracts wild animals?

haha omg I am laughing so hard at celebrate summer's eve! I'm a stay at home mom so where I go between 8-6 the baby goes. I try to limit my day drinking as I bet I would get some pretty interesting looks walking up to the bar with a stroller at 11am (and some knowing looks as well like "I've been there..." Haha)

It all depends on the infant, the level of help your partner provides (if you have a partner!) etc. etc. I am so so so lucky because my 9 month old goes to sleep by 7pm no matter what-she takes after me and LOVES her sleep. My neighbor's 8 month old won't go to bed any earlier than 9pm no matter what they've tried.…

oh my goodness that sounds heavenly. I want a blood orange martini SO badly now, and it's only 11am. I wonder if the bartender would judge me.

disgusting. If only this was just at Sigma Chi...but they're all little assault factories :-/