HE’S GOING TO MARS IF I HAVE TO SEND HIM THERE MYSELF!!!!

Well, his kids will needs slaves on Mars.

Let’s be crystal clear here: You white ladies aren’t making enough babies. And you had better produce a very specific kind of white baby. Good luck! 

“Right now there’s not much I can do. Grimes has a much bigger role than me.”

It really is a shame that Tesla drivers now have a reputation for being Elon’s fanboys, because the tech is so important but the founder is so repulsive. But the EV space is expanding so rapidly that I think Elon’s gonna have to start fighting for market share in a hurry, and with that market shift comes a more…

So, I was an admirer of Tesla’s electric vehicle innovations, and always thought I would buy one when affordable models started hitting the used market, but Tesla moving to Texas was the last straw. At a time when companies are helping their women employees relocate out of the state because Texas decided to violate…

It’s shocking to me that women (or people, really) still think they can change another person even in the face of many others before them. My dad married five women and each thought she was The One. She wasn’t. And he had no money, a drinking problem, and gross friends.

because tricking children into high interest loans in the name of higher education isn’t the same as you buying a home or car as an adult with your rate determined by your credit score. 

His first wife literally wrote articles about it. He literally told her that he wasn’t going to change, and if she didn’t like it, she could leave.

Also, while we’re persnicketying about space things, whether Europa is actually 390.4 million miles from Earth depends on when we’re asking.

I’ll be dead in the cold ground before I recognize non-Galilean moons!

“Europa, the smallest of the four moons orbiting Jupiter.” Aaachtshually, Jupiter has 79 known moons.

Yea I was thinking the same. Its more like

And yet, there will always be THAT woman who thinks “But I- I ALONE- can change him!!! 

If we lived in a society that actually believed any of that nonsense, he would have been thrown into a pit for being broken and weak.

Just reading all that made me feel like I desperately need a shower to get rid of all of the scum. My heart goes out to those poor women who actually had an encounter with this fucking cockroach on wheels.

You hold it and shake it, waiting for the picture to appear, but suddenly someone walks by and snatches your photo, ripping it to shreds.

Anyone who didn’t think Elon’s first love would always be his work, reeeeally wasn’t paying attention.  The man’s a flashing set of hazard lights.

I guess it’s possible. Pietta revolvers like the one involved possess known quality control issues.

Poor white trash stick up convenience stores to get meth money and fight each other in Walmart. She’s a middle class suburban white woman. Just crazier than usual.