Well, sooner is better... I guess?

If he has any sense, yes. So I fully expect him to turn up in person.

Well played. I always enjoy when a reference in the comments allows me to learn something.

So is Andrew just not going to show up to his trial and have his lawyers defend him in absentia? 

But they have both bought copies of Lord Lucan’s biography for him for Christmas.

as we’ve seen over and over the last few years (esp. as T***p’s business partners and members of his administration face legal trouble) there is NO legal defense a defendant’s counsel won’t pose if they have nothing better, and his attorneys are clearly in DGAF/”what do we have to lose” mode, so I just hope her…

Oooh. Andrew should do a televised interview again. That'll clear things up.

Thank you. He's not a golddigger but he married someone who was and continues to do that for him. 

That’s not even a good defense because she could make more money easier going after him and the other celebs in the press or she would have settled.

When this first came out I thought, hmm he might be guilty. With everything he does I’m more and more sure of his guilt.

This seems like rich privlidged “every woman owes me sex” behavior. Andrew is a spoiled entitled piece of shit who doesn’t believe the rules apply to him.

I read an article somewhere about how Kate was planning on having a baby.

I mean he isn’t a gold digger. That is beneath him. His family has subjects to do that for him.

the British papers are the worst. Ask the victims of the Hillsborough football disaster. It's worth looking up. 

She’s paying his defense? Don’t they mean the UK taxpayers? Just bad optics all around.

Can we all agree that the UK tabloids are some of the trashiest fucking papers on Earth? Not excusing the American tabloids. Just pointing out how they can be so goddamned insensitive as to defend a fucking molester creep like Andrew.

Or try to convince kate to bear another of prince baldy’s kids.

Quick! It’s time for another racist hit piece on Meghan!

To paraphrase the Onion, I’m surprised they’re not blaming Meghan Markle. 

Apparently, he’s her favourite.  He’s basically Prince/King Joffrey. 

What a class act. His Mom must be so proud of him.