Megan Thee Stallion as a chaotic yet sexy Hellraiser[.]

I’m increasingly convinced that Laundrie is dead, having killed himself somewhere out in the woods. A month is a long time for even an experienced backpacker to go with anyone seeing him. Given the notoriety of this case, if he was out on some trail or campground, someone would have recognized him. There’s only so…

Oh, I think he’s gator bait...

Jessica Rabid.

It’s weird how shocked I am that there’s an article where a celeb is telling people to get vaccinated. Lately, it’s been dumbass rappers telling black peoples not to get vaccinated as we suffer from physical, emotional and financial effects of Covid disproportionately. Or fucking crybaby male comedians comparing it to…

Thanks, Blac Chyna, but please stop with the terrible Photoshop. You have internal organs that are necessary for you to live. If you actually looked like that, you'd be dead. 

I’m old, and back in the day we really were taught Columbus discovered the U.S. by missing the entire continent and finding an island which he thought was India. I’m not sure now why this made sense to anyone.

But never one to miss an opportunity to be racist, he added his own thoughts: “But the atrocities were not one-sided. Native Americans also waged war against the Western explorers, slaughtering many. And they could be brutal (there is a reason “to scalp” is a verb).”

Look the Italian American community doesn't claim this man, and there's DNA studies going on about Columbus right now that might mean we don't have to claim him either. We absolutely claim Bon Jovi, Marisa Tomei, and Danny DeVito.

It’s tragic that young people aren’t taught this anymore.

I’m totally surprised* that the Met isn’t pursuing anything further on the matter and they won't touch Andrew. 

I wish that would happen.  Hearing about the police dropping the investigation made me wonder why we even try to get the rich and powerful anymore.

That’s what I thought too?!

We were at the Open Championship at St Andrews a few years back and one of the big screens panned over to Prince Andrew walking up the fairway.

Whereby a few tables over, some local shouts at the top of his lungs “Oi, get your arse back on this side of the c***ing fence like the rest ay us.”

I’m not sure it was the…

I remember reading years ago while he was in the military he was regarded as an entitled prick and no one felt a sense of warmth or duty towards him beyond what was expected for his rank and protocol’s sake. For years the story was that he and Fergie would re-marry once Phillip was gone, I wonder if that’s a…

But what’s the upside for the family in rehabilitating him? There isn’t one. He has no goodwill value anymore – literally no one wants him opening their shopping mall or doing charity. He’s well outside the likely line of succession at this point, so short of Charles and all his descendants dying in a plane crash,…

I love how someone in Kensington tried to brief the media to get some easy PR for Workshy and still somehow managed to fuck it up.

Ditto on “pro-immune system”—this should mean you are pro-vaccine! Your immune system is not going to feel very well supported when it gets swamped by an unknown attacker that it’s received zero training to combat. It’s going to be like, “You KNEW about this thing? And you didn’t think to WARN ME?!”

It means if you’re dirty and immoral enough to get sick she’s okay with using monoclonal antibodies on you instead.