I have not been able to post in forever, I can’t on my phone and my computer has been with my Dad so he can watch MLB and I am trying out his mac. I don’t know how to mac, just the iPhone.

Lychee martinis :)

Are you aware of anything I could do with a bunch of lychee?

Why, you could practically live off the land!

Yep, that pup seems to be ratting out Blanchie indeed. Don’t fall for it ;-).

thanks! it was moderately low-effort but I fry the tortillas after melting the cheese for maximum stretch

Massive migraine. Not posting tonight. Will post sometime tomorrow.

It’s like the pupperoni is imploring me to help her get Blanchie out of the new dog bed, isn’t it?

I made chicken quesadillas and rice today!

Well, that was then. This is now: https://filmthreat.com/reviews/gordon-lightfoot-if-you-could-read-my-mind/

I am going to your house for pickles. I have basically been eating corn like there will never be corn again, because August around here is all about corn on the cob, peaches, and tomatoes (so last night was corn on the cob and garlic bread, with enough corn leftover to make a corn and tomato salad to go with burgers).

If the theme of the night is sinking ships, I’ve got a soundtrack:

I hope it’s okay to post this here. I have been on Jezebel since I was 18 and some of you have helped before and right now my family really needs some help and it would mean lot to me if anyone could share this in their friend circle.

/waves back from England!

/waves hello from Central America

It’s been a long time since I was here on a SNS, and I thought I’d visit as l was wondering how things had changed. Hi, to anyone who even has a clue who I am

He wasn’t terrified of the movie, Angelina, he was just weirded out that you kept talking about adopting him.

I’m going to click thru to the TMZ thing, but that’s amazing that Tony Bennett was able to do 2 shows with Alzheimer’s!

Right? 1 am in my comfy bed I’m staring at the ceiling.  I do my dental cleanings under the nitrous so that doesn’t count as nodding off naturally. 

For me, the problem is how far into the tube I go—I’m short, and I hate situations in which I can’t move my arms. Bleh.