I also fall asleep in MRIs. I had one on my wrist lately that made me have to lay down kind of awkwardly. When I was done my half hour of laying on my stomach with my arm out like superman, the staff said: “most people don’t manage to stay still that long during this one” and I was like “oh, I fell asleep like three…

I think that makes us lucky.

Wouldn’t that law also get tossed out considering the fact that you have to provide medical records for your other vaccines? The Covid vaccine is no different. Any lawyers here?

What about veganism? Ethical veganism is a thing and I know a few vegans who won’t get jabbed due to animal testing.

I’ve had so many MRIs I’ve developed claustrophobia. I’ve taken to closing my eyes and visualizing a grassy field and a blue sky and I remind myself to keep breathing.

I was doing fine during mine, until my evil brain decided to wonder what would happen if there was an earthquake and the power failed. I was not doing fine after that.

What about veganism? Ethical veganism is a thing and I know a few vegans who won’t get jabbed due to animal testing.  I am all for people getting vaccinated but I can honestly understand why people are hesitant about new technology that has no long term safety data. I’m personally a little disturbed by how quickly we…

These seatbelt laws are violating my constitutional rights to bodily integrity, autonomy, and medical choice to fly through my windshield.

Can you get an “open” MRI? I don’t like you feeling that discomfort!

Yep. When I had my MRI, I was stuffed into that tube like a sausage, with both my arms wedged against the sides. And I am claustrophobic, so it was easily the worst medical experience of my life.

Yep absolutely - they will stop your ass from registering for classes if you didn’t have your MMR up to date (happened to me, not for being an anti-vaxxer for having a non-diligent parent). 

They can have fun at ISU which I’m sure will let them come. 

It really REALLY depends on your metabolism.  Even when I was a lighter user (super stoner now), edibles rarely impacted me unless they had a super high dosage.  The slower your metabolism, the slower they work and the less affect they have.  If you have a speedy metabolism, they’re likely to hit you faster and go…

Not usually claustrophobic but MRIs kinda freak me out. The problem is I’m a larger lump of flesh and I really do just barely fit in the tube. Pretty disconcerting.

Yep. I was too lazy to look up the case cite, but this has been settled law for over a fucking century.

“I wouldn’t even call it “diva” because that title has to be earned to me. Divas without status and industry respect are just bullies.”

Yeah but that’s just like, facts and data, maaaan

Why is that 31 year old man talking like a 16 year old Tik Tok child on instagram?  Like the random singing and weird tempo.  Does he have a brain injury?

I was in a store yesterday, and (unprompted), the customer in front of me said to the clerk:

They’re not mad, just disappointed.