Laundry would be a constant rotation of stiff towels, sheets and tube socks.

Rocky Horror has you covered.

come on, please for the love of JC someone tell me a loud “Fuck You and the horse you rode in on ...” was heard throughout the land ...

Ding Ding Ding, we have a winner!!!

I have an answer for that based off of my own experience. When you want to do something good, but you don’t want to spend any actual time/energy/effort, you throw money at it. Collect your feel good endorphins then go about your life.

I wonder how much of Colbert’s response was curtailed by CBS. It’s certainly not an excuse, but I have a feeling that being on a major network tends to have a “We must appeal to the masses and for heaven’s sake, don’t have TOO strong of an opinion - think of the ratings!” effect.

Mike Huckabee reminds me of that kid you had class with you sophomore year of college in 7th grade.

Before a bunch of dudes jump on here and say, “BUT YOU SHOULD JUST BE HONEST WITH THE GUY!” A lot of the times we can’t, because every single one of us has some story of rejecting a guy and getting yelled at or worse.

a) Went way overboard on wedding costs and months down the road were trying to undo the damage by refusing to pay for anything they could manage to

Okay I have this game figured out.

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

I really can’t anymore. I just can’t.

If only there were some way to keep airlines from selling more seats than are physically available in a plane.

Every time someone on Twitter tries to score “points” by taking a shot at Patton via his wife I want to hunt them down and shake them to death like rag dolls.

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

I'm giving myself an Adult Award this week because the other day I asked a guy out, he said he wasn't interested, we had a conversation about it, and now we're going to continue being friends and I feel good about it.