I recently posted this to my Facebook after co-workers were bitching about a smelly bathroom:

Hey 2016....keep your grubby paws off Betty White, dammit!

You all don’t even have a shred of dignity left....just grating on my nerves!

I give stars for puns. It’s cheesy, I know, but I’ve gouda do it.

She’s just throwing herself a pity party, because her name hasn’t been on the 6 o’clock news lately. Grow up Bristol!

I have flown Spirit several times without incident. Yes, the seats are small, but because I’m a big girl, I pay extra for 1 of 4 seats at the front of the plane that are bigger so I don’t crowd out my fellow travelers. The planes have been on time, clean, and the flight attendants are friendly. You get what you pay…

What did he think was going to happen? That the semen was going to slither up her leg into her va jay jay and make her pregnant with his bay bay?

How about we bus in loads of KY gay couples to her office, and have them all crowd into her office asking for marriage licenses? Then call in all the national news media crews to point their cameras in her face and get her to show the whole nation how foolish she is to defy the SCOTUS ruling.

Can’t wait to read these stories. There have got to be some doozies out there. He’s such a pompous, self involved, ignorant, pus oozing, bottom feeder.

Spirit already does this. $30 for carry on, $50 for checked (last time I flew, it may have changed since). People still try to cram over packed carry on bags in the overhead.

Not bathroom use. But carry on and water, yes. I just brought my own water bottle that I filled at a fountain, and brought it on the plane.

I’ve flown Spirit 4 times now and had absolutely no troubles, and got what I paid for....a no frills ride to my destination, on time.

$200 is pretty cheap, depending where you’re going.

Flight attendants are not allowed to lift passenger bags. Too many of them were getting injuries from the hefty bags they were being asked to lift, and there was too many absences due to strains and other injuries.

Canadians are nice, until you put a hockey stick in their hands. Instead of sending troops to Pakistan, we should have told the Canadians that the Taliban has the puck.

Do you watch Craig Ferguson? The tweets & emails section of the show would be porn for you.

Long, lean fingers. Sleepy eyes. European accents, specifically Scottish. Funny, smart, naughty guys. Specifically Craig Ferguson. I'd do anything for that man.

Trump needs a timeout. He pisses me off more than Glen Beck and Rush Limbaugh combined!