Hard to tell if you're being sarcastic. Normally I'd assume so, but I actually get this one in real life a lot, and it never sounds any less overblown.

I see...

Now don’t get me wrong. If you think Space Dandy is hilarious, that’s great. It just means we have different tastes in humor. I just happen to enjoy humor more complex than what Space Dandy has to offer.

And so are you.

My reason why I needed a Year of the Luigi:

HE LOOKS LIKE HIS FACE IS MELTING!

Alright, now let's bring this lady back next. Someone? Please?

I have to get back to work now.

EDIT: *sigh* Wait, it's too late for me to post here. I'll wait for a better opportunity to use that reaction.

This is a very rare occasion in which I actually place my hope in the tendency of video game movies to get canceled partway through production. Just this once.

With reviews like these, who needs honest critics?

Darn it! Beat me to the punch!

It's an excellent question. I hadn't even heard about Flappy Bird until I read Bernstein's take on it this morning, largely because the free app charts on iTunes are a joke. While the paid charts can be taken as an indicator of a popular, well-made app or game, the free charts are home to oddball titles like 100 PICS…

You can always gloat about the passwords you've changed.

That might sound crazy, but I think Nintendo's back catalogue is worth the expenditure. Even if you never play a new game ever again - and I'm sure fantastic new games would always be coming down the pipeline - there's years of entertainment to be had catching up and discovering the classics of yesteryear.

They charge you $10-20 a month and let you have all the Nintendo games.

There has been a recent situation that I regretfully put myself into involving a woman who I consider a friend in the industry. I want to take a moment to sincerely apologize for the way I acted and the words that were exchanged. I am mortified by my behavior as it was not only completely inappropriate, but it was…

The coy "Have a nice Sunday!" at the end just tops everything. Icing on the uncomfy cake.

Thank you so much. I felt worse than I sounded, which must have been only mildly disappointed. Feigned stoicism, I guess. Maybe it's that I don't like the thought of getting...never mind. This was about to turn into a VERY long reply. But once again, thanks! :)

Wow, I didn't think I'd end up here this time. I was actually kind of miffed with how this one came out. I've done better, I think.