I'd like to know what Stormborn thinks of these.

And again...

Boy, that Hideo Kojima!

All the better for them!

It's like those Verizon commercials that have been popping up lately.

I'm not sure if I should take your word for it, but it would make sense. Must get lonely drifting through deep space by yourself for who knows how long at a time.

A glass table or a sweet table?

And that's just the thing, isn't it? He's thrown himself onto a slipperier slope than he may even realize, especially since he kinda-sorta doesn't seem like the most likely person to pull this one off. Rarefied territory indeed.

So, quick question: Is the Speakup tag dead? I know there was a push a few months ago to revive it. How did that work out? Is it still worth using?

This would be a very nice video to play during interrogations. It's much more potent than ordinary torture. Just hold the eyes open and...yeah, I think that'll do.

"Consoles have been banned in China since the year 2000," Lisa Hanson from market researcher Niko Partners tells Kotaku. "The government thought that was the best way to protect Chinese youth from wasting their minds on video games, after a parental outcry." The following year, online gaming exploded, and the market…

Blame Sonic. Or Ron Jeremy. Blame someone or something! Because, really, I didn't know hedgehogs were this adorable.

Given all the loose ends I'm tying up, I'm actually having trouble getting myself to stay on the internet for any extended period of time, at least for the next few weeks. There are so many things online these days that I keep saying I'll "get around to" but never actually, well, get around too. You should have seen…

Because Kojima is God.

If Miley can do it, why not?

Or, better yet, how about a thumbs-up?

Everything is close to somebody's fetish. Even this:

I dunno, it kinda looks like a veil from this angle. That's fashionable, right?

But the fact of the matter is that gamers are mainly viewed as dangerous (and overall abhorrent) people by the media. Yeah, I want those people to eventually recognize us as people first and not just "gamers" (hate the word, by the way,) but for the time being, at least we have some good publicity, and right now, it's…

I think it actually would've been worse if they hadn't recognized this person as a gamer, leaving the news with only killers to talk about.