Tell that to the folks covering Adam Lanza.

Not worth it. After all, it's not like he killed anybody.

And the world will be watching...

This story is probably going to be forgotten or ignored by the public, anyway. Either that, or it'll be considered an "exception to the rule." Or alternatively, the press will decide that, this guy not being a killer, the story doesn't deserve the level of big-time publicity and circulation that less charitable ones…

Nintendo president Reggie Fils-Aime came to today's exclusive-news-filled VGX show today to reveal Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze's release date, confirm a leaked character—Cranky Kong, and show a couple of gorgeous levels of the game. Enough?

Well, for what it's worth, I don't think it's the greatest game of all time either. I recognize now that it did receive a big fanfare when it was released, and for some time after, to the point that players felt that critics weren't giving enough credit to newer (or just other) installments. Of course, back when I had…

Also, the paranoid conformists who place everyone they meet into one of the above seven boxes the moment they step so much as an inch out of line.

THANK YOU. I thought I was the only one who noticed. And I, for one, liked Ocarina of Time.

Must be using whatever Masahiro Sakurai is using. If someone's discovered some secret elixir or magic spell or something, I want in on it. Dying sounds like a pain.

Self-congratulatory circlejerk broken!

I'm sorry, but Pikmen? Sounds like the next "Pokemans," and that makes me scared.

I will now be paranoid until the the day the actor dies.

535 comments so far, no class detected. In other news, 4 suicides, 3 homicides, 6 violent crimes...

It's "extreme change" to ask him for well rounded, well written comments that are more than proofreading exercises for the 2nd Grade? Good lord, I'd hate to see what he thinks real grammar looks like.

What do they look like after heavy use?

Don't kill anyone, Luke. You'll end up on the news and we'll all look bad.

You know, I hate to be that guy, but "ugly" and "retarded" are not the same thing.

Indeed.

Ah man, then you should have seen Pokemon Black and White. They were awesome.

You should read the rest of my conversation with DJ_KooPee.