They’re calling it a demi-matte. Annnnd they’re just basically just cream lipsticks, so I don’t know how they can justify calling them any kind of matte. :(

That’s the first thing i thought! I even shoved my hand in my nearest cat’s face for visual comparison. But maybe it’s a little tiny cat?

It’s not so much that I’m very invested in what others are doing and don’t want to miss out, it’s more about the expectation and how some people can push the issue and make things awkward no matter how politely you decline. :/

I notice this frequently. I’ve been teased for using my elbow to dispense paper towels and keeping the paper towel I’ve dried my hand with so i can use it to open the door. But as you mention, people just rinse instead of lathering with soap, and many others don’t wash at all. I may not be to stop them from touching…

My mouth isn’t the only place I don’t want to be touched with traces of a stranger’s fecal matter, skin flakes, snot, and assorted other juices. D:

It’s not that I don’t want others to shake hands because I don’t want to miss out, it’s more about how unpleasant some people can be if you don’t want to shake their hands. :/

I hate shaking hands, and avoid it whenever possible. A sizable percentage of people are unhygenic slobs with filthy, filthy hands. Why not end the whole ridiculous practice altogether?

I’m tempted to buy it for mine, but they never appreciated the catnip tea I made for them. :/

So, that Maybelline pomade stick, how does it feel/ look when you wear it? I love trying new brow stuff, but it looks like it would be disturbingly creamy and thick, and just sit over your brow hairs like greasepaint. Is it drier/ lighter than I’m picturing? If you touch it, does it smear?

So many people seem to think that story was the height of grossness, but it lacks all the nauseating bodily fluids/ infections/ improper hygeine that so many of the other stories have. The pumpkin seeds apparently came out with no fecal matter/ blood. That makes it magical and sanitary-ish in my eyes.

To me, this is one of the most horrible things I’ve read here. How do you live with someone like that? Maybe buy her a bidet attachments for the toilet if you don’t have one already, they’re cheap and easy to install.

One of my little toenails fell off after I got a blister under it and it was so horrible to me, despite a relative lack of gore, I considered cutting off my foot or at least setting it on fire. I thought it was the grossest thing ever, but now I feel clean again after reading all these stories. I feel so, so clean.

I don’t use them, but it looks to me like self-tanning products have advanced enough to the point where they can mimic that sun tanned look without the eventual horrors of wrinkles and sun spots. I work in skincare/ cosmetic retail, and I feel so bad for all the ladies who thought it was safe to lay out and tan, and…

I use suncreen AND carry an umbrella. It’s worth having nice skin. :P

I follow the Thanatos Archive on Facebook, and so many people who comment on those photos insist that those stands were used to prop up/ pose dead bodies in standing positions. :P

I was under the impression that the mother/ nanny/ whoever-under-a-sheet photos were with LIVE children, to keep them still for the photo. Dead children wouldn’t need that.

I keep thinking of the fact that her kid could have just as easily had the gun pointed at his head when he pulled the trigger. If someone puts a child in a situation where they have access like that to a loaded gun, it’s a travesty if they aren’t charged with some sort of child endangerment.

Sure, if you enjoy hot dogs made with the flesh of men she’s lured off the street with promises of free topless lap dances.

Exactly. And it’s not just a matter of worrying about sexual assault/ anything else illegal. There’s a lot of creepy shit guys do that I wouldn’t want to deal with in a restroom. It’s bad enough to have some asshole staring at your chest, or standing way too close to you, or “accidentally” brushing up against you, or…

It reminds me of when I started hearing about a lot of conservative types deciding to support gay rights only after finding out their child was gay, or after finding out other people who they personally liked were gay. I think a large percentage of people are just selfish assholes who don’t want to make the effort to…