I saw the headline and was picturing real puppies, with maybe some kind of harness, or even some sort of jerky ankle straps that the puppies could gnaw on/ dangle from. :(

I can't stand people like this. I mean, it's super swell that she gained some empathy for working mothers and the incredibly difficult situations they may find themselves in, but I can't stand people who are unable or unwilling to put themselves in the place of others unless it has something to do with them. Shit like…

I kind of feel like this is a useful tool for figuring out who among us has been taken over by evil, parasitic aliens. Only the uninfected can see the colors correctly (white and gold, obviously).

I've used them before and liked them also, but never bought them for under $2. I've never seen them cheaper than $5 or so.

I've bought those before, and they've always been $5.49 to $6.49, so I don't know where they're getting $1.83 from. Even if Kim were clipping coupons and shopping at Walmart, I don't think they'd be that cheap. :P

So it could have been worse, and at least it wasn't the crunch and THEN softness, that would imply a large dead roach in the bag, which would be worse in many ways.

:(

Nooooo, because my brain is evil, and if I have to suffer, why shouldn't others? All I can wonder is whether they bit deep enough to start to feel the crunch of the mouse's bones, or if they spit it out as soon as they felt the yielding softness. ;___;

LOL, I was reading a bunch of Grafton's books once and felt compelled to make myself a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. It wasn't terrible.

That made me gag a bit, because it HAD to have been a mouse that got trapped in the Doritos bag and died. The intense odor of Ranch Doritos would have covered up the smell of decomposing mouse. *shudders*

I was first introduced to huitlacoche through the "Steve, Don't Eat It!" series (which was great and I wish it was still being updated): http://www.thesneeze.com/2005/steve-don… gahhhhhhhh. D:

I went through a period more recently when I ate mainly lentils and brown rice for months at a time, but that was due to finances, and I'd buy whatever fruits/ vegetables were in season and cheap at the time whenever I could manage. So I can kind of understand the rice and beans. I can't imagine how your ex could have…

I went through several weird episodes in teens/ early twenties when I would eat the same sort of thing exclusively for weeks at a time. While this pales in comparison to all the bugs and organ meats and crap like that, I do find it pretty revolting that I spent a little over a week refusing to eat anything except…

Man, I hope they don't get that little boy back, at least not until they've had some intense intervention in that family. I can see being worried that your kid might get into a stranger's car willingly. But why not ask the coworker to offer the kid a ride, and then as soon as the kid is about to get in the vehicle,…

I'd totally wear that googly-eye hat if the hat itself was anything other than a baseball cap. I hate baseball caps, but the netting and cheap plastic ornaments remind me of Bes-Ben hats. And who doesn't love googly eyes?

That's what gets me most of all, also. And why couldn't they take turns at the wine tasting, with one going inside and the other staying in the car with the kids, if the wine tasting was so important?

Whenever I see stretched out ginormous fake breasts like hers, I keep imagining someone popping them with a pin. It's a horrible mental image, but they're so balloon-like, and the skin always looks like it's stretched almost to the bursting point, I can't help it. ;___;

I'm a little slow tonight, and for a second I actually had to stop and think to remember that other countries don't use different age systems. :(

I like the idea that Gabi is an actual winged horse (albeit a bloodthirsty one), who goes to an actual school for Pegasi (Pegasuses?).

There's another post here about Vince Vaughn following someone into a bathroom, is this something he does, and if so, how creepy is that???