Okay but like if you were to look up serial killer in the dictionary this is what would be there.

Gun owners are 32 times more likely to kill someone without cause than to act in self-defense.

One Million Moms has at least 999,999 too many. The 1 left would likely fade away on her own.

You do realize that the southern United States is not the only example of slavery in the history of the world, right?

“Here’s the only litmus test to being black: Would you have been a slave? Okay, then. Welcome”

You are an artist.

http://www.inkedmag.com/cant-get-fucki…

Nope, not how it works. He has to put his name on everything he tattoos. The sort of tattoo she wanted is very common among prostitutes and gang bangers, both in subject matter and location and people who do that type of work are seen as bottom feeders in the tattoo industry. Perhaps he didn’t want people to associate…

It all worked out well in the end. Got exactly what I wanted and saved a shit-ton of $$$. Wish I had just gone the seamstress route in the first place. Fell into the wedding-industrial-complex trap of believing that the gown-shopping ritual is a requisite bridal rite of passage. ;-)

I feel you, and totally got what you were trying to say there. Shopping for a wedding gown when one is both plus-size and super short is a very disheartening venture. After much heartbreak over fit and price, went with a seamstress who altered an inexpensive pattern to my proportions.

Team anti PDA!! Hand holding , whatever, but if you’re in a group and one couple in the group is all over each other the whole time (uh foot massage on a bar’s patio, for example) ugh stop. Go have your sex life in private .

I’m kind of shocked that we didn’t do any karaoke at our wedding. I LOOOOVE karaoke. To be fair, I did have my bachelorette party at a karaoke parlor so at least there was a wedding-related karaoke event. ;)

ugh that’s the fucking worst, when they’re trying to impress their friends by showing that ‘ooooh she let’s me feel her up’

This extends into a lot of arenas, but let’s wrangle it down to just this particular topic. It is not cool to make other people part of your sex adventures. I know that guest room is new and exciting and omg someone MIGHT hear you and isn’t that sexy and dangerous?! But no, bruh, just no. Because they might actually…

Man I dunno why people get so judgy about DB. If I asked someone where they got their dream gown and they said David’s I’d give them a high five for getting a good deal.

Made my appt at David’s yesterday! Love the White line and the Zac Posen line toooooo. Thank you for #beliebing and for this LINK!!

Girl you gotta shop smart. Don’t be lookin at pinterest and torturing yourself. Stick to brands that are in your price range. There are TONS of amazing dresses for under $1500. And I don’t mean you have to go to David’s Bridal (which, btw, have you looked at their White by Vera Wang line?!) or shop the sales rack at…

It must get old. Always being right. Always having to have the last word. Always having the resting bitch face. Such a life.

A few weeks ago, I was refused a tattoo. At a tattoo parlor. By a tattoo artist. At 1 p.m. on a Sunday, prior to consuming any Bloody Marys.

Hey. Fuck you, ass face. Do you really fucking care if I told a joke that ran flat? Fucking bully motherfucker.