What are they supposed to put on their Christmas cards? Their cats?

Kids are terrible. That’s awful advice.

Look. I’m Mexican and I hate racists as much as you do. But many in my community are proud of being hard working people, yes, some of us scrub toilets for living and you know what they are proud of it because it’s hard and honest work. I think Kelly and other white people need to know that just as there are Mexican…

You may take my glitter gel, you may rob me of my Gigapet or my Nano baby, my Orbitz which I was never sure if it was water or soda. You can strip me of my copy of Titanic on two VHS tapes. You can cancel Are You Afraid of the Dark and My So Called Life but my will take my flannel shirts from my cold dead hands!

Yeah, I was expecting a bunch of morning drunk, lululemon wearing sorority girls causing a kerfuffle. Not a bunch of alums at a national conference carrying GASP!!! BOOKS!!!! Meanwhile, didn’t the TSA just fail like 97% surprise tests of screening actual guns, knives and incendiary devices?

THERE WILL BE NO LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF WOMEN I WILL KILL IN ORDER TO KEEP THEM FROM ACCESSING MEDICAL CARE!

pee filled water balloons

Reminds me of that Fox News panel where they concluded that Dylann Roof was out to commit a hate-crime against Christians because there was just no evidence whatsoever that he was racist.

....b-b-but he feared for his life! I always fear for my life when a car pulls away from me while I am holding a gun. Doesn’t everyone?

That’s fine. Personally, I don’t believe U2 or Creed are sincere and passionate about anything other than how much they admire themselves for being Men Who Feel Things. That’s a large part of what makes them so gross.

Because I’m the world’s biggest moron.

Other headlines I considered for this post were:

This comment was like staring into a mirror.

Sinead and Morrissey will be my old lady role models.

When people proclaim music dead, all they’re telling us is that they’ve entered the “Get off mah lawn!” stage of life.

My goodness you went through a whole lot. I get asked the same questions why I don’t have children I just smile and say I am fine and it is personal.

Yeah, and just over half a century ago, this guy would have been refusing to issue licences to interracial couples.