Just realized these are two different people.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

“It’s 10th grade somewhere” That is fucking brilliant!

and some people, like 28-year-old Tennessee resident Anna Thomas,do thirteen cans of whip-its at 9 am and crash into a mailbox

Whip-its bad. Whip-its real bad.

Yeah, every once in a while he just has a total melt down and is inconsolable. The calming spray + water additive did noooothiiiiing so we’re always looking for something new. I can’t thank you enough for the heads up. We know he’d never get adopted if we put him up, better for him to have somewhere safe to be a spaz…

I just feel like what I want is to see everyone from all different parts of my life come together, and have it almost be like a culmination of my life and stepping into a new part of my life. That’s it! Simple.

MELATONIN. Oh my god, I’m looking into this. THANK YOU

Let’s pretend the far off and totally improbable notion that she’s actually innocent. If I were her, I would change my name, I would change how I look, and I would move out of the country. It’ll pass.

I’m sure I’ll get a lot of shit for this, but I just cant manage to muster up any sympathy for this girl or her mother. Where dress codes are sexist or unequally applied, I acknowledge and accept that shining a light on it and shaming the administrators can be a good thing. No one should be made to feel shitty simply…

My Nana had a beautiful blue Abyssinian cat named Vinnie (her fancy name was complicated) and she was wired wrong. Just flat badly wired. She’d viciously attack my (in her 70s at the time) grandmother, bloodying her ankles all te time. She’d run around the room across the curtain rods, among other bizarre behavior.…

You know what, then too, for me. I think even when American Horror Story was at its worst, Lange was having fun doing it! Who wouldn’t wanna swan around being HBIC all the time?

I’ve had one since I was 18, and updated it in March before my hysterectomy. I am 28. I try to tell my friends how important it is to have this stuff down in writing. They think that it’s morbid, but it really isn’t. Let your wishes be known to as many people as possible, let those who you trust the most who you know…

They do. That’s why I never go anywhere where I’m required to be nude in public because “nervousness boners” totally happen and my greatest fear is that it will happen to me and it won’t just be a nightmare.

Ok guys can you confirm sometimes you just get boners? Like do they just happen sometimes? Is it unreasonable to think that on a naked bike ride you can control your boner? Or is this guy a creepy perv?

Oh he’s definitely a subscriber:

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.