So, what we’re saying is that it’s absolutely not ok for anybody to have a sense of humor about their job. Great. People do realize that it’s ok to laugh still, right? Hello? Right?

I think it’s safe to say that they are everywhere if one is thinking regionally. The south, the northeast, etc. If I understand the situation, once Target sold out....that was it. I think that was back in April (?).

Yes. Today. Hot weather...ugly shift dress. They sold out before it got warm enough to wear the garish cotton sacks. That changed last week.

Lucky you.

Maybe I'm onto something. Severance tacos should be a thing.

No, it’s everywhere. People stood in line for HOURS at the local Target up here in my part of MA. I'm also Southern and have never liked or worn Lilly Pulitzer.

One would hope.

Well, now that's just a shitty thing to do to somebody. We've, as a country, got to get over the incorrect idea that those who use medical marijuana are a bunch of stoners. It's just silly. Easier said than done, I know. I hope she's able to find another job with a less stupid company who values honesty.

I’m quite certain they are still around. Just a matter of finding one that will secret him...forever.

Very convenient. Grrrr.

Even though they are hilarious, except for the dead mother one, in retrospect...be prepared to wake feeling somewhere between panic stricken and severely depressed. You can shake it off after a couple of hours which is good. And it's not every night. Thank jeebus. I'm keeping a log if the weirdest ones. It's kind of…

Thanks for your support! It's super hard, but the Chantix is helping a lot. I just keep telling myself how nice it will be to not spend money for the privilege of an early death. That's a pretty good motivator.

Yes, I'm sure we can arrange something financially beneficial to both of us. Severance Tacos, A Cutting Dramedy. Get it? Cutting? Yeah...this is why I don't write books.

Josh Duggar’s family continues to support him and claim he’s repented while completely ignoring the victims of his actions. Also, lest we forget, Gawker covered the fact that baby girls are at fault for molestation if boys in the family have to change their diapers or the girls are “immodest.”

They actually sound quite good. Mmmmm. Tacos.

They are pretty funny. Release the chickens!

Mine too.

Thank you and you’re not wrong. I’m a quitter. Chantix does have plenty of charming side effects, but it’s doing it’s job so I’ll keep it around. Congratulations! Eight years is impressive.

Parents behaving badly. Must be nice to get attention from the White House even though both parents have done their fair share of shady shit.

I’m terrified of roller coasters + just took my nightly dose of Chantix + just read this =’s seriously fucked up nightmares.