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33. Tiles the foyer.

Anne Meara has been around as long as me. I remember her on the Love Boat and the Carol Burnette Show. ALF and one of my absolutely most favorite shows ever, Homicide. She was funny, a familiar face, versatile, and a one of a kind. Here's to you, Anne. Thank you for a lifetime full of laughs. Rest in peace.

Yes! I was hoping somebody would post this. Thank you so much.

Yup and if you already suffer from ulcers or acid reflux, avoid it or use it sparingly.

I do! I do! Buuuuut, Tylenol makes me sick. Advil for minor aches. Aleve for major aches. I have to go easy on the latter or it sets off my acid reflux issues.

Ditto. My epiphany came when my mother died. Fuck living in a specific zip code or shopping at the expensive grocery store and all that other nonsense that tended to appeal to my peers. I’m happy. They should try it sometime.

Yup, flagged plenty in my day. Always put them at the bottom of my priority list unless their problem itself required priority handling. Kind of a dick move on my part, but hey, fight fire with fire.

Phew! For a minute there I thought Liv Tyler and Johnny Depp had somehow become an item.

Ugh. Why? Just why? This show sucked! I had to watch reruns with a kid I used to babysit for because that is all her parents let her watch. I bet her therapy bills are high.

Phew! Glad I'm not the only one.

Oh does this bring back memories! I used to treat myself to a New York Seltzer from a place called Coney Island in Georgetown on the days I would shop there. Sadly my beloved Commander Salamander closed years ago. And I'm living in New England now...I'm feeling homesick now.

Rare, but I’m speechless.

God destroyed his records. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Fuck him. And fuck anybody who supports his incestous molesting ass.

Which, of course, led to much Disappointment, KY.

What about Intercourse, PA which could lead to Accident, MD.

I guess none of her psychic hotline calls revealed that she'd be busted. Hardly worth $10,000 if they couldn't see that coming.

Hate is a strong word that I try to use sparingly and rarely apply to people I don't know, but I fucking HATE the Duggars. I chalk it up to their lack of good karma in the hate department.

Our dog sitter would LOVE this. She has guinea pigs. She’s kind of a fanatic, but hey, they make her happy.

Very good. Now go make Josh register as a sex offender. That better happen some way, somehow. I'll be pissed if he just pulls out his God bullshit and gets away with it. That won't do.

Thankfully the wine fridge is stocked, but it won’t last forever. Meaning a week or two. Three tops. It's a little bitty fridge. Whatever will I have with my bubble baths?