True, the average person expects nothing. I just can’t fathom why this particular item is worth a paragraph. The media logic baffles me at times.

I feel like making a Frito Pie for dinner tomorrow. Or a Frito Pie grilled cheese for lunch.

Don’t get me wrong, I have a lot of respect for celebrities that don’t immediately assume the head up their ass position once they’re famous. I applaud the great things many have done to keep it real and stay grounded (sorry Gwyneth Paltrow, you fail). But...

Same in my city. For two reasons: car theft prevention and the possibility that a child could climb in and take off with your wheels.

Celebrity Skin, The Royal Edition

Wait. Does this mean I can declare myself Queen of my .64 acres if I call my house something manor or castle? Awesome!

This was awesome to read. Anything uplifting on a Monday is good. Anything uplifting ever in the life of a server is a miracle.

Read the title of this piece. It's a question. I answered it. If you read through my comments in this thread, you'll also see that I dislike the song itself. Not the artist.

Get off my lawn! Yeah, me too.

On my god, you made my Monday! But seriously this is the last place I heard Tom’s Diner. And yeah, I’m pretty sure I heard Sarah MacLachlan too. Freakiest thing ever? Nirvana at the grocery store.

Racist AND homophobic. I'd love to be surprised, but I'm not.

Yes! I love Churchlady. I do her little dance to dry my floors after I've mopped them. Umm, I think I've said too much.

Preachy homophobic people are a total waste of space and oxygen. Satan! They can't even take ownership and responsibility for their own hate. That REALLY chaps my ass.

I hadn't thought of that remedy! I see some good old fashioned Henry Rollins screaming Black Flag in my future. You're a genius. See, who says the Internet is all bad?

Fair enough. Every time I hear that song at HomeGoods it’s in my head for a week. It’s in my head now. It’s the song itself that irritates me...maybe I'll give it a listen. I'm not promising anything. 😜

No. Nope. Uh uh. Hell no.

Fuck these cake-baking, tear-streaming, fine-receiving, Satan-blaming homophobic jerks. It's not Satan you nitwits! It's called what happens as a consequence of hating on your fellow human beings. Suck it!

I was going to say the same thing.

“Part hot dog and part taco.”

Oh believe me, I was more afraid of my mom using it to teach me a lesson. 😥