And the shallow New England girls were idiotic enough to spend one of the first days above freezing in months, at Target. At. Target.

There's always an exception to the rule.

More proof that people have completely lost the ability to prioritize. Don’t want to stand in line to vote, but if it’s Lilly Pulitzer it’s all oh meh gawd I can’t even where’s my frapelattechino grande skinny from Starbuck.

I feel a binge watch coming on, but might need to go buy more tissues first. So sad to hear about Jonathan Crombie. I’m in the depths of despair.

He’s probably wishing he really was in a witness protection program now. Hell hath no fury as they say...

Yes, thank you! I'm glad I'm not alone in noticing that they do that.

Exactly. People are more informed and in tune these days with animal welfare issues, so the old shock value tactics tend to irritate rather than educate. Times have changed, but PETA hasn’t.

Nope, it was a real thing. My husband saw it one night watching Cheaters (such a guilty but awesome pleasure).

I think I peed a little.

This is going to sound awful, but I hope somebody buys this poor child something personalized so that he/she has the potential to get kidnapped* and get better parents in the process.

Hunter, Kaitlynn, Mistake (because these people should NOT have procreated).

My personal favorite.

PETA should think about hiring writers that can communicate their point of view better than an angsty teenager. Their love for drama and assessing a persons entire worth based on oh meh gawd they wore fur, ate whale meat, etc. is ridiculous. There's nothing wrong with being an animal welfare advocacy group, but they…

And Babymama drama and secret crushes on everyone.

Thank you. It never even occurred to me that lighting could strike twice so to speak. I’m just glad I got another 17 years to spend with her. She was there to see me through my first disaster of a marriage and divorce, get my first real job, and usher me into adulthood. I’m very thankful for the time we had. 😊

Me too! I used to love the commercials that ran during the day too. It was like being on a different planet. We should definitely name the next planet that's discovered in honor of daytime talk shows. Something like Maupo or Jerspring.

You desperately want a cat? One of these days I’ll have to bore you to tears about the cat we had that had to be prescribed antipsychotic meds. No peeing all over (at first), but her favorite method of protest was to a) shit on my husband’s bed or b) shit in our shower. Good times.

How many ways are there to say no? Yeah, whatever the answer is...NO. But if it must be...

Sounds about right minus the procreating part. 15 year old stuck between a punk and a goth me would be ever-so-mortified if Henry Rollins saw me driving a Volvo (gasp) stationwagon. I’d be happy to see that all of my tatoo and piercing dreams came true.

Isn't the age of reason 13 or 14 in most states? And aren't girls supposed to mature faster than boys? Bitches please. Sit down and have a health dose of STFU.