And I never looked back! Older and wiser on marriage #2. My current husband is the best :)

I'd say either was better than statutory rape. He had the option to fight me on it. Her parents would have to press charges and apparently they couldn't have cared less. His father simply saw the benefit of keeping the matter off public record and encouraged him to make the bed he chose to lie in. I personally…

I'm not sure if this is a fuckwit or a douchebag, and as far as I can see there is no effective way to merge the two into one scathing insult. Sometimes it's best to go old school and just straight up call a total dick a total dick.

It was. It really was.

So wrong. Just so so wrong.

To say something lame about how fucked up this is feels like the biggest understatement ever. It really is fucked up though. I like that you left them with a bowl full of vomit though. That's just great timing.

I'm speechless. That really is saying something. You win. You deserve a much better prize than a pissing contest win. You truly do. I'm sorry, I hope you and your babies are better off without him.

My first husband wasn't very bright. It's never a good idea to cheat on a wife that works for a government agency known for its expertise in spying. Third generation in the same line of work to boot.

Good times.

I don't have a voicemail, but I do have a vintage bad date story or two (yeah, I'm old).

You're right. Consumers need to be heard at the cash register. Clucking does have it's place though as it tends to lead to some very interesting conversations. I'm not a fan of her line, so there's no need to convince me not to buy her products because her one-person naming conventions are a bad idea.

Meh was my reaction too. There's nothing special here. I'm left feeling alternately burned and sad that after going almost a year without any plus size offerings at my local Target, this is what they have to offer. Various household linens styled as clothing.

Lolita, as somebody else rightly said, isn't a love story. Underage Red is a little murkier, I'll give you that. I do think that given her use of Lolita for another shade there's some sexualization there. Celebutard was just off the charts uncool.

Maybe, but I think most people can tell the difference between evoking a memory associated with a rite of passage or one that paints a picture of a creepy old dude trolling a playground with a candy bar.

Thank you. I can see where she's coming from, but she's either full of it or lousy at naming her products. Perhaps a little of both. Lolita and Underage Red are bad, but Celebutard was way worse. Who doesn't think adding "tard" to the end of anything is a bad idea? Her muses apparently. (insert eyeroll here)

I get it too. And my look older to get into that club and see the band go tos were black eyeliner and red lipstick (or black depending on my mood). Ahhhh, memories. I would have erred on the side of not rapey sounding good taste and gone with a name like Sneaking Out or Fake ID.

Oh Virginia, I miss you so. Home of Dong A, Asian Market. It's also home to a rather unfortunate BBQ place that had problems keeping their entire sign lit. It was called County BBQ unless you drove by at night then it was C*UNTrBBQ.

Must have looked something like this from the other side of that door.

Thanks for clearing that up, I was confused. I thought this was the my dad is a lawyer outfit. I see the difference now.