This is absolutely 100% wrong.

I washed dishes one summer, and I’d disagree on the impact of a last minute arrival on the kitchen. It’s pretty common for kitchens to be getting a head start on cleanup before the door is locked. Grills are being cleaned, deep fryer baskets are getting washed, the floor mats are out in the alley getting hosed off....

Leg and thigh meat is terrible tasting and contains Superultrasalmonella. I will continue to purchase and consume it at low prices for the good of humanity, but the general buying public should stay away.

I have the same problem from the exact opposite perspective: I wait desperately for the server/bartender to look away before lunging to put my money in the tip jar before they turn back around because tipping is an inherently socially awkward thing that is made a thousand times worse by eye contact, like farting or…

Woo! Feed that fuck to the pigs!

The only way I’ll continue coming to this site is if they digitally alter Sam Barsanti and William Hughes to be Sean O’Neal and Nathan Rabin!

Do they include Disqus?

I’m starting a petition to have this AV Club article changed to my exact specifications. Who’s with me?!

I’m so very tired of internet culture.

I’m an only child so I don’t know, but may I assume that it is accurate that even when you’re being made king you can count on your big sister to tell everyone in the room how your balls don’t work?

I had doubts with how itnwas going to wrap up, but I am satisfied, even if they didnt address every lose thread.

Say what you want about the flaws of the final season.

Can I say something being the second oldest dude here? Game of Thrones premiered April 17, 2011. A sane man occupied the White House, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell signed, Saddam Hussein dead, Occupy Wall Street, The HARRY POTTER movies ended, and Gabriel Giffords survived a senseless attack. The excitement…

Much appreciation to Tobias Menzies. Edmure making a play for the throne was exactly the laugh I needed this episode.

Scarlet Witch: Melisandre

LETS RECAST ALL THE GOT ROLES WITH AVENGERS! RDJ IS JON, EVANS IS JAIME.

From the bold prediction side, I’m currently guessing that Tyrion will somehow be responsible for Drogon’s death. I mean the dragon has to die in this episode for it to be a clean ending, probably by the Scorpion as that is the only way that one random dragon death makes sense. And Tyrion hasn’t had that moment of…

Poor Bobby B. He never shoulda eaten that kitten meat.

If Tyrion gets roasted that might piss him off enough to do something. More likely it would be a battle of the sidekicks though with him vs Grey Worm, and they kill each other.

Seriously. Bronn is going to stay holed up somewhere and won’t come out until there’s no more smoke and the rubble’s clear. I can’t see him showing up again until after the final battle. ...Unless he gets some bad writing and decides he wants to champion for Tyrion, which, given D&D, I could totally see them doing…