I would love to see the polling on that.  And yeah, I would vote for Night King.  1. We know he’s pro immigrant, 2. He’s anti border wall, 3. He would drop healthcare costs to zero, 4. If he destroys all living memory, we’d forget Trump existed.

If the entire episode was this, followed by everyone getting freaked the fuck out one last time by Bran Stark, I’d be satisfied.

The last paragraph would have been funnier if you’d substituted GoT characters. E.g.:

Aw, they cut away just before Daenerys says, “Hot enough for ya? Ha, ha, but seriously, I just want to start by saying sorry about yesterday. I guess I got a little too fired up! . . . Wow, tough room! I haven’t seen a crowd this dead since . . . yesterday!” [Tyrion attempts to drag Daenerys offstage with a…

they just titled the episode

I actually feel like Arya’s journey is one of the only substantial ones this episode. We knew where Jon was going to land once Dany went all mad queen, but what with the battle at Winterfell and this, Arya’s relearning just how vulnerable the small folk are and why lords and ladies matter, even if she doesn’t want to…

She outright says when Jon doesn’t fuck her that she can only rely on fear to rule.

Imagine all those lives hanging on one man’s refusal to fuck his aunt?

#Danydidnothing wrong.

“And as I tell thee about the fall of the Red Keep, I would keep to this one strategy that was not followed during those ancient times, my lord:

Um, I thought the symbolism was actually pretty obvious around the White Walkers-global warming conclusion:

You didn’t try cracklin oat bran and blood? The salinity of the fluid helps cut the sweetness.

Lucky he’s going with Tormund then; Ghost’ll go through a hell of a growth spurt once he gets hooked up with a decent supply of giant’s milk. 

I feel bad for the Faceless men.  In Bravos they are always screwing up whos coffee is who’s because all the cups have no names on them

Don’t knock Tim Horton’s until you’ve been north of the Wall and tried their Giant’s Milk Lattes.

Cleganebowl starts with the Hound moving more fluidly than anyone’s ever seen him.  He finesses the Mountain into small, semi-mobile pieces, before revealing himself to be three Aryas in a Houndsuit.

Yeah, Jon shouldn’t have chosen Dany.

Ugh...I paid someone tons of money to kill my brother and now I have dozens of arrows trained on him so for some reason I won’t have him shot....

It can be two things.

Yea. Brienne could do better than a sister-fucker. I was still sad for her though