It's more boring than men's futbol. As if that was possible.

Chicks will fuck you up.

I'm thinking you don't understand the deeper spiritual experience of the game of golf.

Why do hate Mexicans?

Even France's ex colonies are snooty fucks.

What’s the difference between this and large metropolitan areas outvoting smaller ones?

There are lots of ethnicities that have the common features of large noses, close set beady eyes and small penises.

Stewart doesn't look Jewish?

No, let’s have the racial lip sync battle, it might be fun.

Why don’t you share with us some of these anecdotes.

The new stadium proposal is on the ballot as of a week ago and will pass effortlessly.

Neither did OJ.

Personally I would like to have seen the number retired along with John Hadl, who with Sid Gillman basically rewrote the NFL offense passing playbook in the ‘60s.

Wow, so edgy it makes me feel dull.

The dream of thieves, rapists and murderers...writing a novel of life in the pen and making a million off your incarceration for thieving, raping or murder.

If you want a dance, you have to pay the band.

No, America will care until the team loses.

So now we're getting cat pictorials on deadspin/concourse? What's next, baby pictures?

What's a little elbow between friends...

I’ve read most of these stories and they all seem the same...