Cockfight!

Maybe it’s because the US is pretty much the ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD that doesn't include tax in the pricing/labelling?

Haha, I read that as Shire smug.... That works too!

Holy crap. That nail lifting is exactly what my nails looked like while finishing my nine month chemo regimen. Good of them to be so caring of the damage! /s

Love your posts. And feel your pain!

When I worked for a company and had to spell my not common name over the phone, I always employed the marine alphabet. It failed. Badly. 90% of the time. I ended up saying (first name) as in famous classic actress, (last name) as in famous recent actor. Sadly, not a lot of people knew the classic actress either, so I…

Or even better, when they ask if they can feel your breasts, for a size comparison....

Must confess, I was asked to leave Brownies after my second spell.. Apparently I was “not the brownie type”. I questioned everything. This, right here, I would not question. Yay!

And you think sick shit doesn't happen here in New Zealand? Ha!

oh. I was about to call you on the STD check (I insis on that before my partner and I "couple up"), but then it turns all sorts of bad.maybe I should post my own, but I'm so deep in the Grey's!

Ok, I know I'll totally be buried in the greys, as first time commented. I once knocked over Elijah Wood. He was in NZ, and I was running up to a bar that no longer exists. My ex partner was working the back door. So I went running up, and this little guy stepped out. I'm 5"6. I knocked into him, he fell over, I…

I beg to differ. A flat white should have thick, velvety milk, and you can only get that from frothing it. If I ever received a flat white that was completely flat, I'd send it back. I'm a kiwi.

As a kiwi as well, I'm ashamed of this. But, we can't be responsible for terrible people. Or Destiny's Church....

Exactly what I thought!

Wait, wait? Chinese restaurant with wasabi, AND it was next to the desserts? That is sadistic!