This fish is extremely dead and your critique of “Asian countries” is borderline racist.

Any man who speaks about abortion should have to provide at least 5 referral letters from real women who he has spent more than 20 minutes with and at least one romantic partner. Also they need to be able to point out he essential parts of lady anatomy otherwise SHUT UP

Holocaust centers.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

I cannot be the only one to see the resemblance here....

I’m familiar with the specifics of this—including the Snopes article, and while I’ll grant you that there did not have to be a public funeral, my takeaway is that a decision on burial or cremation by a funerary (that’s what it is, right?) be specified. If you hold that a fetus you have terminated is not, in fact, a…

I know I’m not. Allowing him to host SNL last year was a Category 5 mistake.

Serious question: are people just letting Lorne & Co off the hook for being one of the first non-news outlets to truly normalize him? Jimmy Fallon got more shit for ruffling Trump’s hair than SNL got for giving him the front and center on NBC’s flagship comedy show.

This is very timely.

No fair. My heterosexual marriage doesn’t have any superpowers.

Trump is functionally stupid. No matter how bright he may be (dim, in my opinion), if you don’t use your intelligence, don’t read, don’t listen, and don’t try to learn, you are stupid.

“Trump’s just an idiot with no sense of aesthetics”

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Yep, that’s the money quote. Fuck this guy and all the twittering on about the “important” women in his life.

You see that ad with all those ugly broads repeating my statements?! Not one of them was as bangable as my daughter Ivanka.

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

Well, everyone knows female bodies in the public space serve as objects for straight male sexual consumption. Non-sexual functions remind the patriarchy that women are humans and we can’t be having that.

Cleavage is encouraged in public spaces...as long as they aren’t involved in breast feeding.