Wait...they expect us to preorder without knowing what it costs or when we will even receive it? Way to go Oculus, I went from incredibly excited to incredibly suspicious in one announcement!

-said the only woman on jalopnik

Airplane porn! I’m drooling. Gorgeous planes. Pan-Am is the best, hands down, but they’re all so sleek.

This really isn’t necessary for PS4. Last major update was in October of this year. Most systems out there are running on 3.00 I believe that are still in the box.

Counterpoint: dont mess with someones brand new console before theyve had a chance to use it.

They’re going about this all wrong. Why waste valuable astronaut lives on what will likely be a suicide mission the first few times they try it?

Only citizens can register a drone, but you don’t have to prove citizenship to vote.

<sigh>

The konami code would never have made them arrive faster anyway.

“And maybe, seriously, can we stop calling them hoverboards? They do not hover.”

No. You should deal it with. A little milk in the eggs will not make you fart.

WTF is up with all the “last minute shopping” emails and articles I’m seeing this week? Are there not more than two weeks until Christmas?

WTF is up with all the “last minute shopping” emails and articles I’m seeing this week? Are there not more than two…

Bong? What’s a Bong?
But seriously, I have the same pipe I bought in Philly in 1976!

Jokes on them, 99% of my browser history is using google as spellcheck

As a prime member I am freeeee. to put all my porn on they cloud... Wheeeee!

As a prime member I am freeeee. to put all my porn on they cloud... Wheeeee!

I don’t want to call you a liar or anything, but the current Pro tech Tool Kit has a 4.6 rating from 580 reviews on Amazon. In fact, all 17 products they offer made by iFixit are all at least 4 stars.

In the article it says London to New York in 5 and half hours, in the video it says New York to London in 2 hours 34 minutes. Get your shit straight

“right now the flight time from London to New York is about 8 hours”

I mean, us pleabs can still fly almost anywhere in the world in less than 24 hours for less than $1,500. That’s historically unprecendented and we’re priviledged to live in such times.

Unpopular opinion time:

$5 trillion dollars is an amazing figure. For that we could not only be back on the moon, but have regular tea service while you waited for your Mars shuttle to launch from Luna Space Elevator.