The “it’s-funny-because-it’s-pathetically-sad” thing is those men likely believe that carrying guns everywhere 24-7 is super duper necessary because of they have fantasies about intervening and stopping a mass shooter. They cower in fear when a man is threatening a woman but want you to believe they would come out…

Maybe this is just my recency bias, but: Trump, Fiorina and Cain — arguably three of the stupidest presidential candidates in modern history? Trump needs no explanation. Fiorina never got more support than the margin of error and gave moronic answers in every debate I forced myself to stomach. Cain’s campaign was dead…

Yep. Just further proof that they’re a bunch of fucking dimwits.

If the article wasn’t explicitly about the dysfunction of the Cleveland Browns, I would have insisted that the following three sentences were all fictitious and made-up:

It first crossed my mind a few months ago when he did one of his stupid-ass interviews and he rambled something moronic like “How can I be impeached when I’m doing such a good job?” and then it hit me — this guy does not want to leave the White House. Ever.

Which brings me to the question I’ve been asking recently: What if he gets voted out but doesn’t want to leave?

I never bought into the English tabloids trying to make ManU happen because it would go against everything Poch has said in public about his beliefs and why he is at Tottenham. Yet it was still disorienting seeing and reading all the “stories” about it. I’m less troubled by the Real Madrid rumors — they may be the…

Its definitely not looking good right now. But I’m not conceding that there will be a summer exit just yet because I think Poch can weather this storm. With all the chaos of this season — the late arrivals from the World Cup, no summer signings, being “homeless” and now this injury crisis — Poch seems eerily calm to…

Yup. I’m sure these are the same people screaming “Keep politics out of sports!” when they’re incessantly bitching about the NFL anthem protests, but are perfectly cool waving Trump flags to taunt the predominantly black high school basketball team because it shows that the kids are “paying attention.”

These are all really great points, especially about a GM finding bargains. I can totally see a GM thinking along the lines — sign a 1-2 WAR player for a 1 year bargain rather than committing a hundred million-plus dollars to a 6 WAR guy for 7 years, try to make up the 4-WAR “gap” on the margins of the roster, and when…

Exactly. I think one of the biggest negative effects of the media choosing to cover politics like they do sports is that “star” power has taken over as the measuring stick of an effective lawmaker. I get that “star” power gives you a unique voice but it means shit if you can’t use it because you suck at legislating. In…

When I see shit like that, I just want to unload because its patently obvious that any individual who would create or push such a stupid meme would self-proclaim that he or she is a “Patriot” when its obvious that the person knows nothing about American history (assuming that an actual person is pushing the meme)

I think that’s the issue. Just based on the publicly available reporting, the sheer scope and complexity of the investigation and all the new leads to new (potential crimes) must be staggering. Just off the top of my head, you have crimes that have been charged and/or under investigation by the Special Counsel (or by…

I’m sure that the MLBPA thought it was protecting its members by sacrificing the draftees because they weren’t dues-paying members — but a few years in, we’re seeing what a drastic mistake this was and how its killing the MLBPA membership.

You’ve pointed out everything I do when I tell people he should play football, especially if he’s being told that he’s going to be a Top 10 pick.

I can’t believe the people around him didn’t laugh at his stupid fucking ass for like half an hour straight when he said this.

Never ceases to amaze me that there are so many people who claim to be football fans, yet really seem to hate football players. I wonder why?

Not to mention that the federal government is currently shut down because the Asshole-In-Chief wants billions of dollars for his useless vanity project (that was supposed to be funded by Mexico).

“Comms strategist. Blunt (‘16). Walker (‘12-’15). Rand Paul (‘13). Perry (‘12) Fiorina (‘10); former RNC Online Comms Director; Tory; libertarian; Arsenal fan.”

Why the fuck is she asking Congress for the fucking wall when her fucking boss said Mexico was going to pay for it? Trump should send her to Mexico and don’t let her back into the country until she gets them to cut a check ...