Well, the NGO part was just me being militant. I’d like to replace it with “work anywhere that pays you in more than room and board.”

I just need to declare something. Not you you, rivalamoureux, but to Slate.com. Imagine I’m standing on a table with a megaphone. Ahem.

One of the biggest bands on the planet, early 90s, did Nirvana get your friend pregnant?

A friend in HS allegedly slept with Jakob Dylan when the Wallflowers came through in jesus, like ‘97? She still mentions it whenever I’m back home and get drinks with old friends. It’s like Pierce Hawthorn and Eartha Kitt only way, way sadder. Also... she was maybe not so legal.

We have a pinball machine but it is very rarely used. I feel like this is insulting to the pinball gods but it is always just so covered in clothes!

But what about pinball?! That shit's the best!

There is no performance if there is no audience

They bother you because you don't understand them, and because it gives you a reason to feel indignant. You would probably be bothered a lot more by recurrent diarrhea from untreated water, but your cognitive bias is to ignore the things you're protected from and worry about the things that have chemical-sounding…

Bunny Leeway is concerned about the commies trying to steal their precious bodily fluids.

Because it bothers me a fuckton less than the chlorine & fluoride in my drinking water.

OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.

I could only think of this:

The best (and worst) things Tommy wrote were about topics that got him cranky. I'm still dismayed that he ever stopped doing the "Why Your Stadium Sucks" series.

Not sure if anyone would admit they worked at CNN. I do know one guy who did work there in the early days when Ted Turner would come down to the newsroom in his pajamas and smoking jacket. He said it was "Bunny Land" in terms of getting down with the news chicks.....

Yes I want to jeopardize my job at CNN to help a shitty website site do yet another whining article about nonsense. How about fuck off and do your own real work and not look for random people on the internet to do it for you.

That's why she only drinks distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure grain alcohol.

She is just trying to avoid the international conspiracy to sap and impurify all of her precious bodily fluids

This is my cat relaxing on my countertop because she gives 0 fucks and I have officially lost any semblance of control. Happy Sunday!

Everyone knows that THE worst family is your wife's family.