I honestly think the other dads I know who won't be silly with their kids are creepy. Frankly, I don't trust them and assume they are monsters either behind closed doors or waiting to happen.

The Black Parade is tremendous.

Eww.

I was hoping to spawn a list of them. One of my faves just for visual imagery and sound of the words: Bearded Clam.

Speaking of “jewels”, are there any known nicknames for the vagina? Feel free to list them here.

I've been saving and indexing the sum total of my email correspondence since the first one, both work and personal. When I die all existing assets are to be converted into cash to pay for the printing and binding of as many copies as that covers as well as a smaller fund to host the eBook version. PinballMonster: a…

What if I was arrested and am currently enrolled in a program for first offenders that will result in charges being dropped and my record sealed upon completion? Will this show up on a background check and in what way? Currently looking and very concerned about this.

So what's it like, being double six? How about writing that article? I'd like to know.

What if I want to stream from a video camera pointed at one of my pinball machines or arcade cabinets?

Pretty sure you’re both confabulists.

What are they trying to say by writing “gullible” on her twice? Insulting!

I’ve never lived abroad or worked for an NGO but I’m going to offer advice that I am absolutely qualified to give: DON’T GO TO PLACES LIKE THIS

Not going to name names in order to protect the guilty. Kurt was already dead at this point. Speaking of Nirvana, I drunkenly hit on some poor girl who played cello on one of their songs. OMG I was such a starfucker when I was young. This is not becoming.

No sex was had but before they broke into the big league, 93 I think, I got drunk and high with the original line-up. I gave Rami a ride to get cigarettes once, met the dog on the first album cover (at least I think it was the same dog) and was told in no uncertain terms to eat nothing off the deli platters belonging…

We have two pinballs currently and three arcade machines. My wife and I are internationally ranked pinball players.

I'm terrified you're serious. Do you only drink rainwater and 100% grain alcohol?

At work today we were comparing the Lufthansa heist to how all our managers said there was only about 1% in the pool for each of our raises, them included. The flagrant use of expendable cash they exhibited afterwards must have been some unrelated coincidence.

I disagree, ass and dope sell just fine already. Running up booty charges on people who already think the juice is worth the squeeze just isn't cricket.

It's my understanding that he really only wore that attire on trips to the CNN library. There was an elevator from his apartment on the top floor that went straight there. He would appear at any time, day or night, and ask the staff librarians to put together dossiers on whatever thing he wanted to know everything…

So owning a well maintained 308 qv for a year or two is more crazy, or less crazy? Because I want to do that eventually.