There’s are still a lot of problems with the “we’re all Africans” part. It’s both reductive and non reflexive (i.e. it posits that non-African peoples have some claim to Africa, but does not extend the reverse claim, that African peoples have claim to the rest of the world).

It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”

Does anyone else feel like this just a little like... poverty porn?

No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.

“I’m most afraid of the same as the last four years. Nothing in life is free, and that’s what really needs to be fixed here and in the whole country. The people are living off the system. The people that are coming in and we’re helping out more than we’re helping out our own. And school has to be fixed, we’re paying…

What they won’t say but believe “They should have married a rich guy who can afford to fly them to another country to have a secret abortion, like I do with all my mistresses.”

I’ll only accept coffee if it comes in this cup:

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

One of the best parts (and there have been many) about Daniel Craig’s current GiveNoFucks Bond tour was the exhange when the interviewer asked him what life lessons Bond could give and he was like “well, nothing. He’s actually a misogynist.”

This post wins all the Kinja

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

Son of a coal miner from a city located in the middle of nowhere in Kazakhstan. English isn’t an easy one to learn either, certainly not likely to be taught at all where he’s from. But really his attempts to speak English and engage with the crowd and fans are part of his appeal and lore, things like calling his…

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.

I want to know the rate of white men interrupting men of color. I’m sure it’s a problem, but I haven’t seen it discussed.

I’ve found that”hey, wanna throw a load in me?” works every time.

I will never forget the news describing black people “looting” and white people “finding food” when they were both doing the same thing.

Not to mention having a close relationship with a teacher gives him a reason to hang around schools... :/

“He said, ‘Don’t worry, he has met someone. She is a teacher and he seems to love her very much, and we think she will help keep him grounded,’” Mills recalls.