Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

Nothing at all. Its just that for a lot of us nuclear waste is just as bad of a problem as carbon. So far we still are not closer to finding a solution to that issue. There is also a safety issue accidents like Fukushima have pretty much sealed the fate of nuclear.

I overheard two men talking recently. One said, “It was so awesome. They were all singing. She was so into it. She picked her own costume. We never pushed the princess stuff either way, but it’s so cool that she does her own thing...”

What did happen to cause the annulment?

WAIT.

My husband went out for beers with some buddies last night. I always joke about how they never talk about anything substantial at these get togethers (ex: his BFF got an annulment 2 days after having a destination wedding and my husband didn’t get around to finding out what the hell happened for more than 2 years). So…

Trot them right out to the recycling bin. “Be gone, you horrible, nagging magazines!” YOU HAVE THE POWER, THE NEW YORKER DOES NOT.

Argh I have so many New Yorkers piling up. They give me such guilt.

“What’s more, it doesn’t make our clothes appreciably cleaner.”

One of the things I value so much, reading this story, is how clearly it shows the way that reporting someone isn’t always and shouldn’t be assumed to be a horrible excision of deep personal trauma—that the author reported him with the primary goal of keeping other women safe.

In case anyone cares to actually UNDERSTAND the issue, residential water usage is a tiny part of a much larger problem. Focusing on the insignificant stuff is exactly what shifts attention from the real problem. California agriculture uses the vast majority of the water, 80%. Residential uses just 20%. Of that, only…

I like to send awkward sexts because I’m horrible at dirty talk.

In the years since, he has been a reliable producer of out-of-touch, tissue-thin pronouncements on the perils of our secularized, technologized 21st century lives, virtually all of which rightly can be interpreted as passive-aggressive nostalgia for what Family Circus comics told him “outdoors” might have been like…

BRB dying

Next on Fox News: “Why is President Obama spending so much time pole dancing instead of fighting ISIS? Stay tuned for part five of our 17 part series on why Obama is the worst president in the history of everything.”

The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.

Say what you will about Wendy Williams, but she addressed this the other day on her show. She pointed out that it's highly suspect that mom has come out of the woodwork to parade around TV with her son . . . when mom left her son to be raised by a known drug addict for his entire life.

This is exactly the thing. A watch with fine complications and materials and shit can last forever. This thing is DESIGNED to be useless inside of a few years.

I used to be an insufferable prick. Then, I bought an iWatch and now all I can talk about is this incredible piece of technology attached to my arm that also communicates with my iPhone while backing up all the while to my iCloud on my iMac, which also cost about $3,000 but it was totally worth it because my entire…

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.