We don’t. We just get really good at it by doing it over and over. Takes practice but you get to where you can read pretty much anything if you have context.

100 years ago, you weren’t white in the eyes of the US — race is a strange construct. But yeah, this is some upper midwest hotdish potluck bullshit.

What is wrong with white people? How are they still in charge?

Never apologize for Britney-inspired hair.

AND THE VICUÑA IS THE CUTE ONE OMG

35 years in Florida and won’t shop anywhere else. And thank you for the kind words. Internet discourse is so awful, and I’m glad you find my contribution valuable.

To play Devil’s advocate here, why was it right for the families to attempt to hold Cinemark liable for the actions of a third party, just because those actions took place inside a Cinemark? Why should Cinemark have to pay $700,000 in legal fees incurred in defending themselves from a liability claim that was without…

I would swan around Publix in that, picking up my weekly groceries.

I don’t live with RA, but I don’t really care for the tone of this article either. Two specific things that bother me: RA tends to affect small joints, like in the hands and feet, so claiming that she’s not sick because it seems like her knees are OK isn’t correct; and Rituxan, while not chemo in the OMG MY HAIR IS…

Messenger can’t stop, won’t stop sending read receipts. It’s literally impossible to turn off natively

The risk of getting Salmonella from an egg is wildly overstated. Nearly all egg-laying facilities are S enteritidis-free, and even in those where colonization is found, only around 0.01% of the eggs will have S enteritidis. The CDC estimate is less than 1 in 20,000 eggs has it.

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

Kidney problems, cirrhosis, high risk of or history of bleeding, peptic ulcers,pregnancy, allergies, asthma, mood disorders... there are a number of reasons for certain people to avoid NSAIDs and choose Tylenol for pain.

“Is one ... Rita...?” so you use is. And no.

I am not often rendered speechless. Congratulations, ma’am, because you have rendered me speechless.

Just the ones on Fox News.

Clattering downstairs in her Herman Munster for Louis Vuitton, don’t forget. The Countess is the shadiest of the New York Housewives — Carole is a close second.

In her defense, this book was published in 2006... which was somehow TEN YEARS AGO. (How?) Allure was still releasing albums.