1. A lot of Jezebel readers don’t read The Root (although they should).

The fact this person has no stars and yet is still somehow out of the greys is just proof this website isn’t worth the bandwith it occupies.

maybe infinite scrolling isn’t such a bad thing after, because here’s the first comment under this article from my perspective.

It’s going to be okay, President Business.

One of the most exhausting and frustrating things in the whole entire world is a privileged white person with oppressive political views getting bent out of shape because someone reasonably makes the logical connection from those political views to personal beliefs and calls her out on it.

Yeah this is shade.

I think you can becuase I just did.

You obnoxious sacks of shit are just never going to stop whining about Bernie Sanders, huh?

Mayonnaise on everything and subjugating brown people.

I’m sure there are many different reasons why people voted for Donald Trump, and I’m also sure that Florida has more than 4.61 million racists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

>Still waiting for that coloring book of Trump descriptions Jez.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Whereas you seem like a joy to be around

Because Bill Clinton is NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

"We so strongly associate regional character and fast food offerings that in 2001, The Onion reported, "Mason-Dixon Line Renamed IHOP-Waffle House Line."