Never apologize for Britney-inspired hair.

AND THE VICUÑA IS THE CUTE ONE OMG

35 years in Florida and won’t shop anywhere else. And thank you for the kind words. Internet discourse is so awful, and I’m glad you find my contribution valuable.

To play Devil’s advocate here, why was it right for the families to attempt to hold Cinemark liable for the actions of a third party, just because those actions took place inside a Cinemark? Why should Cinemark have to pay $700,000 in legal fees incurred in defending themselves from a liability claim that was without…

I would swan around Publix in that, picking up my weekly groceries.

I don’t live with RA, but I don’t really care for the tone of this article either. Two specific things that bother me: RA tends to affect small joints, like in the hands and feet, so claiming that she’s not sick because it seems like her knees are OK isn’t correct; and Rituxan, while not chemo in the OMG MY HAIR IS…

Messenger can’t stop, won’t stop sending read receipts. It’s literally impossible to turn off natively

The risk of getting Salmonella from an egg is wildly overstated. Nearly all egg-laying facilities are S enteritidis-free, and even in those where colonization is found, only around 0.01% of the eggs will have S enteritidis. The CDC estimate is less than 1 in 20,000 eggs has it.

“Is one ... Rita...?” so you use is. And no.

I am not often rendered speechless. Congratulations, ma’am, because you have rendered me speechless.

Just the ones on Fox News.

Clattering downstairs in her Herman Munster for Louis Vuitton, don’t forget. The Countess is the shadiest of the New York Housewives — Carole is a close second.

In her defense, this book was published in 2006... which was somehow TEN YEARS AGO. (How?) Allure was still releasing albums.

Season 3 may never be topped by any reality show ever. Scary Island is perfection, and I still reference it to this day. I mean, Kelly calls Bethenny out for being rude to “her friend Gwyneth” (Paltrow, of course); she continually reminds Bethenny that she is a COOK, not a CHEF; Jill comes in like a goddamned bomb;…

who has since moved to Florida

Yes. It is still so. Any Cuban who puts a foot down on American soil is automatically a legal resident and can apply for citizenship. There is literally no such thing as an illegal Cuban immigrant.

Scale of 1-10, how punchable? 17/10.

This is nuts. NUTS. When Macy Grey’s inexplicable spoken word isn’t the weirdest part, you know you've found something wonderful.