Yeah, this is in fact jelly.

I know I'm reaching here, but I'm gonna say privilege-blind and -blinded high-income straight white men.

I knew you'd say it if I didn't. I always wanna ask them: "Do you go to a restaurant, and when it's time to pay just say, 'I have a credit card,' and expect them to get everything they need from that statement?"

15 years. Front-line high-volume grocery. My life is a mix of Clerks, Go, and Waiting.

BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

This is far worse than anything else done or said previously by the customer.

Chicken-fried steak is amazing. It's American wienerschnitzel. What do you have against wienerschnitzel?

Did she not realise that Hawaii has electricity and Bank of America just like the rest of the country?

Yeah, but what do you expect (like really expect) from anywhere in Pasco County?

Please listen to Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, as she informs you heathens what God meant by traditional marriage.

They give (a lot of) money to the FRC. The FRC lobbies heavily for laws that keep me a second-class citizen. The FRC and associated hate groups say that I am what's wrong with American society. They stand up in court and argue that I am not fit to be a father. They fight heavily against my right to marry the man I…

I don't give a shit what good things they've done. Chick-Fil-A, through its charity arm, has donated literally millions of dollars to organizations that are dedicated to maintaining my status as a second-class citizen. And not just mine — they've publicly donated to the FRC, which in turn fought for passage of…

Norway is a great pavilion. That perfume in the gift shop is one of my favorite scents. No idea what it's called though.

#beysus

I adore Willam. I didn't like his schtick on RPDR but post-show he's really grown on me. The way he portrayed his character on RPDR was so much less intelligent than he really is, and I regularly watch his YouTube channel now.

Never ever underestimate the power of makeup.