Sorbitol, xylitol, mannitol, etc are laxatives. Well-known side effect of sugar alcohols (which these are ) is diarrhea. That's not in any way a weird reaction.

I was a CPhT for five years and now am an intern and this is me about half the time at work:

Phone rings HELLO I NEED THAT ONE FOR MY SUGAR FILLED I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES click.

I'm a server. ... Can there really be two people that stupid?

If someone who is followed by the blog or who wrote the original post stars you or replies to you, then your comment is promoted out of the grays that one time.

I mean, I'd get sick too. Like, a lot.

Her last album crashed iTunes. Even though it was released at midnight in the middle of the week. With no promotion. What the hell do you mean "once-popular"?

Truer words have never been spoken.

I am in love with the Freestyle because it gives me PEACH MELLO YELLO ZERO!! LIFE-CHANGING!

Your response here is totally reasonable but can we back up and ask who the hell spends $15 on lunch at Taco Bell?

I'm super jealous of the MTA system. I live somewhere with an entirely dysfunctional public transit system that consists solely of buses that come 2-3x an hour and are used only by people too desperately poor to afford a car. I know that the MTA is far from perfect, but when I read articles from people in NY bitching…

A better way to phrase it is, "Entering the MTA subway system costs $2.50." No matter where you get on or get off, as long as you pass thru only one turnstile, the cost is $2.50. Or you just get the weekly unlimited for $30 or monthly for $112. Good for buses (not the express buses) and subway.

* I'm assuming Yelp. The article doesn't say, and I'm not dropping $30 to get access to the study to check which website they were using. Sorry.

"On that note: if you like B.L.T.s, you should try B.S.S.P., bacon, spinach, swiss cheese and sliced peaches."

Of course. A BLT is bread, mayo, B, L, T, and maybe some salt on the T.

It'd be really hard to eat any of that while driving (+/- drunk), which is kinda Taco Bell's raison d'etre.

here in Canada that has scrambled eggs,

How can you say that? It's the only cracker made with real chicken.